Hitler Learns about ComEd's Formula Rate
239 views • 6/12/2013
We plan to start installing smart meters in Maywood, then go clockwise Through Logan Square, Lincoln Park and south to the Loop. After that, the South Side as far as Englewood. Then on to Calumet, Evergreen Park and Oak Lawn. But smart meters cost. We need money. Money's no problem.
00:00 - 00:03 | We plan to start installing smart meters in Maywood, then go clockwise |
00:04 - 00:05 | Through Logan Square, Lincoln Park and south to the Loop. |
00:05 - 00:07 | After that, the South Side as far as Englewood. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Then on to Calumet, Evergreen Park and Oak Lawn. |
00:12 - 00:15 | But smart meters cost. We need money. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Money's no problem. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Crane will win the Formula Rate Docket. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Crane... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Crane lost the Formula Rate case. |
00:34 - 00:36 | The ICC knocke $138 Mill off ComEd's request. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who gave testimony in the Formula Rate Docket, get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | That's our goddamn money! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Who the hell is the ICC to tell us how much we need? |
01:18 - 01:23 | What the hell does Crane think he's doing? |
01:25 - 01:28 | The Formula Rate was to shut the ICC down! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Yet they're still screwing us! |
01:31 - 01:34 | This is what I get for bringing Crane along? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Millions to buy legislators in Springfield, and that's all this guy has to show for it! |
01:37 - 01:37 | What the hell does he think we're paying for? |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Springfield is bought and will stay bought! |
01:42 - 01:46 | No Formula Rate? Then no goddamn smart meters! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, the ICC has ordered smart meter installations. |
01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get their smart meters...when I say so! |
01:53 - 01:54 | In 2015! |
01:56 - 01:57 | They call themselves regulators, |
01:57 - 02:00 | Just because the governor appoints them, |
02:00 - 02:03 | But they wouldn't know a plug from an outlet if it weren't for us! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Who the hell do they think they are? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Trying to tell us how much money we need! |
02:14 - 02:16 | No Formula Rate, no smart meters! |
02:17 - 02:21 | This is what I get for making sure Exelon got all those nukes for free! |
02:27 - 02:29 | The ICC isn't telling us what to do. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'm the one who says what ComEd will or won't do. |
02:34 - 02:36 | The ICC is a useless appendage. |
02:41 - 02:42 | More money... |
02:43 - 02:47 | From the beginning ComEd bullshitted me. |
02:48 - 02:53 | I should never have retired Rowe. He knew how to pay off pols. |
02:54 - 02:56 | But if you think I'll install one smart meter, |
02:56 - 02:59 | Without our Formula Rate, well, that's never gonna happen. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Not a single smart meter 'til 2015! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we'll still save energy. |
03:14 - 03:16 | We'll just have the legislature overrule the ICC. |
03:19 - 03:23 | It will take a few million more in campaign contributions. |
03:25 - 03:26 | But we need to do it. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Otherwise, all will be lost. |
03:40 - 03:46 | If you guys want to go out and splurge |
03:46 - 03:49 | On high-efficiency appliances, |
03:53 - 03:56 | Well, go ahead. I won't stop you. |
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