Hitler Reacts to getting a one way air tour
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Hitler Reacts to being changed from a T2 landing tour, to a one way...B2 air tour.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Expect winds out of the south gusting 35 knots |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | GCW is reporting broken at 1000' and 3sm visibility |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're showing airmet tango, sierra and zulu along the route |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The radar is showing a line of cells moving north towards meadview |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, at least I'll be in a T2 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and I'll have plenty of gas to divert for weather |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Captain Dingleberry |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You were... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You were switched to a one way B2 air tour |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The pax were rescheduled and are from Montreal Canada |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out if you don't want to see me flip shit, throw things and cuss |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me!?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm switching from 14 into 37 with one way fuel!?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who the fuck is working in the tower today? Is Zack up there getting his rocks off? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This shit happens every fucking day |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Of course they're going to give me rescheduled pax |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Let me guess, I've got 800 lbs in the back seats? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do they think I like cramming four full grown hippos into the back seats |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and not be able to close the fucking sliding door? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Captain Dingleberry, I'm sorry but we had no one else |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Of course you had no one else, because they're all flying swedish supermodels |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Captain Dingleberry, I'm sorry but it's our only option |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Get the leads to get off their asses and fly for once! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is complete bull shit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every day I come to work and pre flight 2 or 3 helicopters |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and end up flying a completely different one |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | only to end up flying B2 air tours! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How am I supposed to get pilot appreciation in those hunks of junk? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'll tell you how much money I made last week....three crumpled up ones from the DUB! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't do these one way B2 air tours anymore! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | One of these days I'll tighten the frictions and jump out over the lake! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is not sustainable day in and day out |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I feel like a damn flying monkey! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I need a landing with three American couples |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I didn't spend $60K on flight school |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to come to the canyon and sweat my nuts off for this shit |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They promised me money, huey's, and all the ass I want |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now I'm stuck wearing a riverboat captain costume |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Flying the same damn tour, answering the same damn questions |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The fucking Grand Canyon isn't man made you idiots!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I know you only asked that once |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have stayed at McDonalds |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least I could eat all the chicken mcnuggets I wanted |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They gave me shits |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Any of you want this flight? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If I have to fly this tour, in a damn B2 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and someone asks me something stupid |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I think I might snap |