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The competition is fierce and growing.
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As the verticals become saturated
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competitors are beating us on price,
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AI startups are moving faster, and eating away at our incumbent advantage
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And VCs are beginning to buy into the hype as well.
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AI is just a buzzword
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Our customers don't want all that crap
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StartupYard has announced 2 rounds of acceleration
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For "deep tech companies."
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Please Google: AI/ML, Bots, and Blockchain.
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You were supposed to innovate!
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Our corporate guidelines stress Innovation!
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Now I find out some assholes in a garage have handed you your own asses!
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How many memos have I circulated?
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How many goddamn workshops?
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And we're having to compete with "startups"
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That attack narrow verticals with new technologies
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And there's no room to pad out our services with consultancy and IT support centers
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Sir, AI cuts down costs and frees up companies to...
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Consulting is our CORE BUSINESS you moron!
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Sir, customers prefer new tech!
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Tell me that story when you're lining up for the dole
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It's all over!
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It used to be that
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We could sell software and then
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have a customer's balls in a vice grip for years
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We could charge for IT support, travel, and fat administration fees.
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We could make a project that should take 6 weeks take 6 months
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It was so good while it lasted.
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And these lean startups have come up from nowehere and made us IRRELEVANT!
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There used to be honor in this business
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kickbacks and sweetheart deals. Money for the taking.
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We had the Europe by the balls.
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Customers totally dependent
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On our shitty, outdated, overpriced hardware, they couldn't stop using even if they tried!
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And now some college kids can create a neural network overnight, and beat us at our own game
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And they don't even charge for support
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I made my career on overcharging for support
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I may never get a fat bonus again!
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It's ok Anna. The robots won't take your job!
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We stopped innovating
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We became everything we used to hate
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The war is lost
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But be warned: They'll drag me out of this corporation kicking and screaming.
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I don't give a fuck about quarterly reports anymore.
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Let's go cash in our stock options.
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