Hitler manages a FPGA design company

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00:00 - 00:03Here are the timing reports from the 82 P&R runs we did
00:04 - 00:05We have reached 720Mbps here,
00:05 - 00:07731 here, and 726 here.
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, there are huge delays on the memory bus,
00:12 - 00:15but beyond that, it's not clear what is going on.
00:17 - 00:19Switch to GDDR5 SDRAM.
00:19 - 00:21The NVIDIA folks can run it over 5Gbps/pin.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28The...
00:31 - 00:33The maximum IO clock frequency is 1250MHz.
00:34 - 00:36The PLL buffer does not go over that.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who programs in CUDA, get out now.
01:13 - 01:15What the hell are they thinking?
01:15 - 01:17Selling those busted shavings of shit
01:18 - 01:23as if you could do any serious computation on them?
01:25 - 01:28What do they think is going to happen?
01:29 - 01:31They're fucked!
01:31 - 01:34Look what happened to the Slowtan-6.
01:34 - 01:37Crumbling from routing delays over 10 ns
01:37 - 01:40Half the features crippled with 300% PVT variations
01:40 - 01:42Sir, it's a low-cost FPGA.
01:42 - 01:46Is that any excuse for software using the Wind/U toolkit?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, we have hired 32 technicians to make sure it runs on our machines.
01:48 - 01:52We can get it to work, but at what price?
01:53 - 01:54Days wasted installing libstdc++5 and Motif
01:56 - 01:57Randomly broken bitstreams after hours of compilation
01:57 - 02:00Months tracking down simulation/synthesis mismatches
02:00 - 02:03And all that for a design that is hopelessly slow?
02:04 - 02:08Are the customers going to pay for that?
02:08 - 02:13Meanwhile even the FORTRAN folks have it easy
02:14 - 02:16Do you imagine them with a compiler
02:17 - 02:21with an execution time increased a hundredfold?
02:27 - 02:29which would half the time produce a binary that crashes
02:30 - 02:34or when it runs on your board, does not on the customers'
02:34 - 02:36or just because the temperature changed by one fucking degree?
02:41 - 02:42Too much of this...
02:43 - 02:47Too much of this running in circles.
02:48 - 02:53Just throw FPGAs out the door and let the customers have a decent computer.
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. That'll work.
02:56 - 02:59Who do they think they're fooling?
03:00 - 03:02The whole thing is a sham!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, we can work for Intel.
03:14 - 03:16The customers will have to do with GPUs and PCs
03:19 - 03:23They'll feel satisfied with the results
03:25 - 03:26I admit defeat.
03:31 - 03:33We will make websites and iPhone apps now.
03:40 - 03:46Instagram is already operating well in the Photography space
03:46 - 03:49but perhaps the same basic ideas can be applied in the Knowledge space.
03:53 - 03:56That's where we'll come in.