| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, here are the locations of the new substations. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will build a substation here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And two separate substations here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Also, with the new Academy starting |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are at the max authorized manpower allowed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, all that's left is to do a press release |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Of the new authorized cowboy hats for patrol |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uh, Sir.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There has already been a leak to the media |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | By Leeroy Jankins |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's posting on Facebook again. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's not a Lieutenant, Captain or Assistant Chief, GET OUT! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Whoever he is, he's fucking dead! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Everyone knows that it's Hennsley! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All he does is bitch about this place! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He taunts me on his page! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He's still pissed about his wife being fired! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's always something with the patrol! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I've given them multiple uniforms to wear! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, They're confused on which belt to wear to court! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's spelled out in the uniform guidelines! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the guidelines are too long. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Maybe the generalists need to promote to corporals |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | So that they can become detectives |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They can have facial hair and beards! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm tired of all of the crybabies always bitching |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and bringing down the morale of this place |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | First it was the Salty 15 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then Bob Shalam started posting on Facebook |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and then came Leeroy leaking about the full time team! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Everyone thinks I rule this place like STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought they would like the cowboy hats! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Mesquite PD loves them! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can store your pins in the hatband! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Leeroy... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will find out who he is! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He is a cancer at this place |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and the citizens believe him |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...the the management is evil. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And that you'll be suspended if you don't promote. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Pierce, you can still pose with rescue dogs. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...and now everyone thinks Greg is leaving for Austin. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He's not going anywhere. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He's going to work for 30 years |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That makes October of 2022 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Not unless he does something stupid |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | like Farley and get criminal trespassed from work |
