| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir I hate to report that |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I am going to need you to take over |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The option year 2 report. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I have added in my comments as you can see |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and I would like you to finish at noon on Friday |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Okay I can see what I can do |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I am off Thursday, so its not a lot of time |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I knew you were off Thursday |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | So thats why |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I gave you until Friday. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I basically want you to re-write the whole document |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I'll see what I can do, I cannot guarantee anything. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You expect me to polish this turd in 6 hours? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This looks like it was written by a first grader |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the fuck are accuracy calculations |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The same acronym with differnet abbrevations |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Shit directly pasted from last years report! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why the fuck am I doing your work |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Maybe if you got off your damn cellphone and did something |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Everyone and their brother wouldnt be quitting |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, but I am a manager |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Like I give a flying fuck. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I have the power to tell you what to do. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you think you can tell me what to do |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This whole thing would fall apart without me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you even know what ROS stands for |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Or what the fuck an RPM is |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | or even who customs and border protection is |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Your incompetence is almost criminal |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | how the hell did you get hired for this job |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and what the hell is with the timecards |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will submit my time whenever I damn please |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am coming to the end of my rope |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I would rather give myself cuts with the SDP than work for you |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Watch the Blackadar eat peanut butter |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | or even be stuck in the HSDN room with Bill Sands |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | for your poor management skills |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | are such a laughing stock that I may quit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You are lucky I suck at job hunting |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or else I would be out of here |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I hope they ship you back to texas |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its okay, its almost over |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hope your days here are limited |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | or else mine are |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I cannot deal with you incessant whinging much longer |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Hopefully Armstrong fires you |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | that way I wont have to leave |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I like my cube |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | its my cube |
