| 00:00 - 00:02 | Speak to Hillsy, he's club captain |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Fuck knows why |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | What the fuck do you want? |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Pipe down |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | I hear your going to Malta? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Yeah for cricket |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | I'm a massive badger |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | You excited? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Yeah I'm fucking buzzing |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | I just can't wait to play some cricket |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | People think Rixy is a badger |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | Between me and you |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I'm probably the biggest badger |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Probably the biggest in the BUCS league |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | You know Shashank isn't going? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Shashank isn't going |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | He's not coming? Really? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | He got kicked off the tour |
| 00:44 - 00:49 | Aaaaaaaaaahhhh! |
