| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our mission is to help Jocelyn be a more efficient wife. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | She has many weaknesses. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Cooking, loving, appreciating... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But as you see here, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Her biggest weakness is Laundry. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Many wives have this problem. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Jason can just teach her himself. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jason... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jason has been trying for 11 years. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She refuses to comply. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who have already tried to talk some sense into Jocelyn may leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 11 years? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Jason cooks, cleans, and pays the bills! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How hard is it to fill a tub with water and soap? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The machine does all the work! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | A monkey can learn to do it. And fold! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Doesn't she realize how dope that mutha fucka is? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He kills it on Fanduel and Draftkings! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he's hard headed and oblivious. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So that makes it okay for him to go to work commando? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | She does not care if his balls hang free. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What if he gets aroused? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He takes 3 shits a day! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You need a buffer |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Between your ass cheeks and jeans! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What if he farts and shits his pants? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | His office chair would smells like Biggie's dead asshole! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Meanwhile Jason has given up bars, friends, and fun. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Yet she still breaks his balls 24/7 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And don't get me started on the sex! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How many headaches can one women get? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He tries with all his heart to make her happy. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | She knows it, and has him by the balls. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Poor son of a bitch. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He has done everything asked of him . There's not even a password on his phone! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | She gets flowers, mani/pedis, and chocolate. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And what does he get in return? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Guilt, for wanting to watch the game in peace. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He even watched the fucking Oscars with her! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Jocelyn, is this true? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Bitches be crazy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I've heard about a woman who cut her man's dick off. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And ran it through the garbage disposal. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It could happen to any of us. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There's not enough lotion in the world |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or alcahol or drugs for that matter... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We must accept defeat. |
