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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Boro called. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They know what that white stuff was. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It was SNOW!! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's all melted here, here and over here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There's a dusting on cars over here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's 64° and sunny out. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Have them spread salt. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chief... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've been spreading salt since yesterday. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The salt is 8 inches deep. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want salt on top of salt. If you think that's really stupid leave the office now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They think they can be on standby!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They're fucking joking right!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Keep them moving all fucking day! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No breaks! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or send them the fuck home! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They think they can sit and fuck around all day?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Did they ever hear of GP fucking S, Bladerunner , Rastrak!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They think it's a free fucking Sunday!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chief it doesn't come out of your wallet... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up! I like to pretend it does! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chief , they're spreading on blacktop.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care the storm maybe over but my bullshit isn't!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's over !! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They want to cut everyone to MLP |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Downtown fucking stupid assholes! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've seen monkey shit throwing fights more organized! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They could of picked up garbage , recycling, school truck atleast!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The streets are clean ! There's fucking flowers blooming! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's like every snow storm is the first fucking storm ever!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Every fucking chief thinks they're smarter then Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They think it's easy... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Making dumb decision after dumb decision... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It takes a strong leader! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is Staten Island! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We must get to every chief's cousin's friend's pool guy's house to clear out their driveway! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or they'll be up my ass worse then Fiat during Sandy! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | These fucking assholes don't like it ! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Hand them a fucking shovel! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They're job is fucking easy! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He never picked up garbage , or drove a truck. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just don't know...What the fuck I'm doing. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just throw shit at the wall and wait for something to stick. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It worked once. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The rest of the time I blamed Patty. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't let anyone know of my incompetence, not the boro, not Worth street. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Call Tucc....Give them 35 minutes for lunch... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They can thank me later... |
