Hitler reacts to 8 hour shift recommendation

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The union presents their findings of the "survey" to the top man

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00:00 - 00:03OK, is everyone ready to tell CHP1?
00:04 - 00:05Sir, we've taken a "poll"....
00:05 - 00:07....from Northern Division all the way to Border
00:08 - 00:12And we've come up with a recommendation
00:12 - 00:15based on the results of this "survey", for statewide implementation
00:17 - 00:19This poll included EVERYone, yes?
00:19 - 00:21like actual road dawgs, riiiiight?
00:24 - 00:26Well, actually Mr Commissioner
00:27 - 00:28we...
00:31 - 00:33We screwed the pooch on the survey... road guys were busy
00:34 - 00:36.....but we still recommend termination of the AWW
00:53 - 00:58If you've never actually worked the road, get out...
01:13 - 01:15HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MINDS?
01:15 - 01:178 HOUR WORK DAYS?
01:18 - 01:23THATS LIKE 2 DAYS OFF PER WEEK
01:25 - 01:28OUR TROOPS WILL NEVER SEE THEIR FAMILIES
01:29 - 01:31WHAT ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN..??!
01:31 - 01:34Just when I thought I was gaining their support and respect
01:34 - 01:37YOU WANT ME TO RIP AWAY THE THING MOST GUYS CHERISH
01:37 - 01:40....TIME WITH THEIR FAMILIES AWAY FROM WORK
01:40 - 01:42but sir, "Needs of the Department" means that we can...
01:42 - 01:46SHUT YOUR TRAP, DOUG, AND DO YOUR JOB
01:46 - 01:48Sir, with all due respect...
01:48 - 01:52LIKE THE RESPECT YOU SHOWED YOUR MEMBERS???!!
01:53 - 01:54THIS IS MORALE CRIPPLING!!
01:56 - 01:57....these men have boats, RV'S....
01:57 - 02:00horses, motorcycles or whatever...
02:00 - 02:03how they hell can they enjoy them with 2 days off??!
02:04 - 02:08..you know damn well we MAKE them attend court
02:08 - 02:13so there goes at LEAST one RDO per week
02:14 - 02:16and don't even get me started on the graveyard guys!!
02:17 - 02:21their whole first RDO WASTED, catching up on sleep!!!
02:27 - 02:29....next I suppose you'll tell me...
02:30 - 02:34....that Harley Davidson won the motor contract...
02:34 - 02:36instead of a capable enforcement machine, LOLz...
02:41 - 02:428 HOUR SHIFTS, HUH??
02:43 - 02:47YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS IS WHAT THE GUYS WANT? THEY VOTED?
02:48 - 02:53HOW CAN I INCREASE PUBLIC TRUST IF EVERYONE HATES COMING TO WORK..?
02:54 - 02:56...they'll hate me for YEARS to come
02:56 - 02:59No one will shake my hand at the softball tournament
03:00 - 03:02...when this is really YOUR fault...
03:04 - 03:07Its ok, you can marry a Deputy
03:14 - 03:16I have a hard time believing....
03:19 - 03:23...that a majority of the guys with asphalt under their feet, want to work...
03:25 - 03:26an extra 50 days per year....
03:31 - 03:33this is your doing...
03:40 - 03:46...you've failed your members, blown so much smoke...
03:46 - 03:49...."survey" my ass...
03:53 - 03:56fuck it, 8's it is, start it 01/2018