| 00:00 - 00:03 | OK, is everyone ready to tell CHP1? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sir, we've taken a "poll".... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ....from Northern Division all the way to Border |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And we've come up with a recommendation |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | based on the results of this "survey", for statewide implementation |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This poll included EVERYone, yes? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | like actual road dawgs, riiiiight? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well, actually Mr Commissioner |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We screwed the pooch on the survey... road guys were busy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | .....but we still recommend termination of the AWW |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've never actually worked the road, get out... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MINDS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 8 HOUR WORK DAYS? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THATS LIKE 2 DAYS OFF PER WEEK |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | OUR TROOPS WILL NEVER SEE THEIR FAMILIES |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN..??! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Just when I thought I was gaining their support and respect |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU WANT ME TO RIP AWAY THE THING MOST GUYS CHERISH |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ....TIME WITH THEIR FAMILIES AWAY FROM WORK |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but sir, "Needs of the Department" means that we can... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT YOUR TRAP, DOUG, AND DO YOUR JOB |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, with all due respect... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | LIKE THE RESPECT YOU SHOWED YOUR MEMBERS???!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THIS IS MORALE CRIPPLING!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ....these men have boats, RV'S.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | horses, motorcycles or whatever... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | how they hell can they enjoy them with 2 days off??! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ..you know damn well we MAKE them attend court |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | so there goes at LEAST one RDO per week |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and don't even get me started on the graveyard guys!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | their whole first RDO WASTED, catching up on sleep!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ....next I suppose you'll tell me... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ....that Harley Davidson won the motor contract... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | instead of a capable enforcement machine, LOLz... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 8 HOUR SHIFTS, HUH?? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS IS WHAT THE GUYS WANT? THEY VOTED? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | HOW CAN I INCREASE PUBLIC TRUST IF EVERYONE HATES COMING TO WORK..? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ...they'll hate me for YEARS to come |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No one will shake my hand at the softball tournament |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...when this is really YOUR fault... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, you can marry a Deputy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have a hard time believing.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...that a majority of the guys with asphalt under their feet, want to work... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | an extra 50 days per year.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | this is your doing... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...you've failed your members, blown so much smoke... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...."survey" my ass... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fuck it, 8's it is, start it 01/2018 |
