| 00:00 - 00:02 | I haven't had this much fun in years |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Great atmosphere |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I am enjoying my night too |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | I have a terrible secret |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | A what? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | If you tell me, I won't tell anyone |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | I once had sex with my girlfriend's mother. I didn't tell her for years |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | This is much worse than you can imagine |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | I watch some f*cked up porn, don't worry I can handle it |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | I'm unphased by anything |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | My country's army literally chops off virgins heads |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | Bless Putin! |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | But I digress, I haven't eaten ass all night |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Despite all the good music. The only thing that could help is if you tell your secret |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | It's about Jake |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | He came in Hana's ass |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Jake Allain? You're kidding |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | That American kid from Howell did it in the laundry room |
