| 00:00 - 00:03 | THE COLONIA FAIR COMES IN JUNE |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | THEN OFF TO POINT PLEASANT |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | AND THEN SEASIDE |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | SOME GAMBLING IN ATLANTIC CITY |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | AND WE'LL HIT THE BEACH AT WILWOOD |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | WHAT ABOUT THE ISELIN FAIR? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | THEIR PIZZA IS THE BEST |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | THE ISELIN FAIR |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | IS NO LONGER |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | IT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | THERE ARE HOUSES ON THE FAIR GROUNDS NOW |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T THINK THE ISELIN FAIR KICKED ASS LEAVE NOW |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY WASN'T I TOLD |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE LAND MYSELF |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NO MORE FAIR PIZZA AND CLAMS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | FIRST WE LOST THE RIBS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THEN THE BIKER TENT |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND THOSE FRIGGING BEER FENCES |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | GET ME MONSIGNOR WILLUS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'LL BULLDOZE THOSE HOUSES |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | THE COLONIA FAIR HAS PIZZA TOO |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ARE YOU HIGH, IT TASTES LIKE CARDBOARD |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | THEY ALSO HAVE A BEER TENT |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THERE IS NO CELEBRITY CORNER IN COLONIA |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NO PIEROGI'S EITHER |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THE ISELIN FAIR TENTS WILL STAND AGAIN |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IF I HAVE TO POUND THE STAKES MYSELF |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THE POLKA MUSIC WILL PLAY AGAIN |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ROLL OUT THE BARREL |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THE LONE RANGER AND SILVER |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | BUSTER CRABBE AND FUZZY ST. JOHN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I WILL RIDE THE BULLIT AGAIN |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | AND THE TILT A WHIRL |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THE OCTOPUS TOO |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THIS WAS THE YEAR |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I WAS GOING TO BEAT VICTOR THE BEAR |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THEN MAYBE THEY'D LET ME |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | HANG IN CELEBRITY CORNER |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WITH ALL THE WHO'S WHO IN ISELIN |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'D BE COOL TOO |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | DON'T WORRY, THERE'S STILL FLIPS |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I STILL HAVE THE PIONEER |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | FIND OUT WHAT NIGHT LANCE IS WORKING |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | HE'LL BUY ME A BEER |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I NEED SOMETHING TO EAT |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | LET'S GO TO THE LUNA BELL |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'LL BUY |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | THEIR HOME FRIES ARE DELICIOUS |
