| 00:00 - 00:03 | The enemy team have just taken the Gold Fury with their Hog |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are pushing down the right lane |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and are making their way towards the Phoenix |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can defend, but they will definitely head for the Fire Giant |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And once they get the buff, they will easily take the left Phoenix |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Their Hog is down |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Athena can Hog to steal the Fire Giant |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...she |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She did not buy a HOG 3 and has gone Fist of the Gods |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We told her to go Hog 3 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are not leagued in silver, gold, diamond, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why does she have a Fist?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Since when does support buy a Fist?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I knew she was a noob right from the fucking start when she didn't buy any fucking wards |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This whole game is going to shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I didn't even want to play solo lane |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am easily the best here at playing adc |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Last game I owned with Apollo 15 for 0 for 8 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But you insisted that you wanted to try out fucking Hou Yi |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader he looked really good in the YouTube preview vid- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's the weakest new God ever! I told you he's a pile of shit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, but his ultimate looks so cool |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Is all you care about how cool the twatting ultimate looks? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're 0 for 5! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've been soloing against Hades |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And I'm telling you that is a difficult lane to handle with any God |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and even worse when Thor has to babysit the adc all game |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What are these stupid retarded items that you're building for him anyway? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You haven't got any lifesteal and haven't even finished Warrior Tabi and you're now level 15 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it so difficult to finish an item in full? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You're about as dangerous as someone playing on a 56k dial-up modem, like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't even know why I play with you guys |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I play better alone, I'm in Diamond league on 1v1 Joust |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I should be in the Pro Leagues! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is shit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't carry this game on my own with all the crowd control they have and Ares chaining me constantly |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If we had a decent adc and rotating support in the duo lane |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We'd have dicked them in the early game |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We haven't managed to get one Gold Fury all game |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now their Anhur and jungler are fed to shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, he rages like this every time they lose |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I could normally carry with Ra in the solo lane |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just... Mercury got ahead too early and got 3 ganks on me... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I forgot to Aegis |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Titan, has fallen |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't think I can play another one, not after a defeat like that and the shame it's caused me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It will take me a long time to get over this |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's play an Assault |
