Hitler reacts to vapemail
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"Fast"Tech
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | My Fuhrer we've received an updated track on your vapemail |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And will be delivered to the postal offices here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You'll have your batteries and your charger |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | before the weekend |
| 00:17 - 00:22 | Good, Any news on my FastTech order from China? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The status... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The status still hasnt changed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The status description is still "opening" |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can every cigarette smoker, pipe smoker, or any of you who dont rebuild your own atomizers please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEIR POSTAL SERVICE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I placed that order over three weeks ago! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | People say they get their orders in a week! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It took them 7 days just begin updating the order |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and another 5 to pack 3 items |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | FastTech is the reason we're losing this war |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | I've hadnt had a good vape in five weeks and my nicotine abstinence is raging! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir if you would only try a patch |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | PATCHES are for pussies! I need 24mg |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer what about some nicotine gum? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I wont support the disgusting pharmaceutical companies! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's a lobby cartel! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I smoked cigarettes for 20 years! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and finally i managed to quit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | no longer do i need to smell like an ashtray |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Finally i can breath like a normal person |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and walk a set of stairs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | without getting runners high |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Next you'll tell me to use an Ego battery just like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can always use my Mvp though |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's never failed me, but still its a mere 11W |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I just wanted 50 W |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I should have known.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That FREE shipping was too GOOD to be true |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I cant believe it's taken me this long to realize this. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Dont get me started on the shipping rates from the US |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | 50 Dollars for standard?!? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and the express rate is over a 100!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, the update tracking is probably just FUBAR |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It doesnt matter anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just wish i could find the person who |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | stole my Vamo |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and my Cloupor |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wonder what will happen to all my Ejuice |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | some of it had steeped to its perfect potential |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | if only they could've been vaped |