| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, in conclusion |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | there is no more yuko score |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | waza-ari doesn't add up to ippon |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | you can have any grips you like as long as you attack |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and initial leg grab will be penalized as shido, not hansokumake |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So you can grab the leg, then. Good. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I am satisfied. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir the leg grabs-- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The leg grabs are still illegal. You just get a warning first. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Te-guruma is still illegal. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks judo is a television sport should leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I wanted leg grabs back! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Motherfucking leg grabs! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If it was good enough for Masahiko Kimura, it's good enough for me! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Judo is no longer a realistic fighting sport! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I told you before |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | we are going the way of tae kwon do and fencing! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do you think fencing looks anything like real sword fighting?? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's just poke here, poke there! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir the new rules have increased TV viewership and-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fig about television viewers!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But there's more stand-up judo! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But at what price?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Judo must always adapt so that is reigns supreme |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | as the premier fighting sport. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Olympic judo fighters must be able to beat ALL others |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | including boxers and wrestlers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | in a real, no-rules fight! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How can you respect yourself when you eliminate such an important part of the judo arsenal? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All these leg grab throws were accepted by the Kodokan. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Did you know sambo wants to get in the Olympics? Sambo is Russian! I hate Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The gripping rules are an improvement |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But they haven't really eliminated yuko, they eliminated waza-ari and renamed the yuko |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Can you imagine.... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | five or six waza-aris in a match? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's ridiculous, and it makes me want to cry! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and the entire Olympic movement is corrupt, don't get me started! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The athletes go penniless |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | while bureacrats and politicians jerk each other off over goose liver pate! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Sulfurous, bloated politicians! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's true Anna, corruption is everywhere in amateur sports. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I still don't like freestyle judo |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The mix of numerical points and ippon is weird. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's just weird. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I don't know. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If only our local and national organizations didn't slavishly follow the IJF. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | For elite players, sure, they should follow the IJF rules. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But what about the 46-year-old yellow belt? |
