Mickey Learns of the JIC Ban on the Eggheadforum
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The guys break the news of the John In Carolina's ban on the forum, and Mickey laments that the world as he knows it has changed...
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Mickey we've got a real problem on the forum |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | John In Carolina posted a thread yesterday |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | About comments going into moderation |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | For no good reason |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He made a point by calling the moderators assholes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This happens from time to time |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Then someone posts another spatchcock with my Coffee Rub and everything's fine |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Mickey... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The post was flagged |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Then Big Green Craig called in a favor to BGE headquarters |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And got John In Carolina banned |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you who bought Craig's tshirts or those fucking firewires needs to leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS A FORUM ON BIG GREEN EGGS!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS WHAT MEAT IS ON THE EGG!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you have any idea how many actual trolls are on the forum? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you're telling me Henapple still posts freely? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | With his naked bacon pictures and shit? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Or that new guy SGH |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | with those photos of his Unit 6 or Unit 7 or whatever the fuck he calls them... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND I DON'T CARE WHAT HE SAYS NOBODY CAN EAT THAT MUCH GODDAMN FOOD! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Mickey he posts more than you and makes three bean chili |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU REAL CHILI DOES NOT HAVE BEANS!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Mickey, what are we going to do about JIC's ban? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Start a thread to bring him back, this is a bunch of bullshit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And WHERE is Chubbs?!?!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What in the hell happened to this forum? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | People used to talk about barbecue |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And exchange texas brisket recipes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Or talk about their favorite rubs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or why the Big Green Egg Mini is so amazing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There's no other cooker like it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now people are posting about Kamado Joe Juniors, and everyone's a brother or a friend |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It used to be so much simpler |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was one of the central people on the forum - me! Me! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Everyone loved my turbo butts!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | People were learning |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And I was one of the only people who could actually NAIL a texas brisket!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now we have CenTeX and that jackass Cazzy with his fancy photos of folding brisket |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And all kinds of other crap |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Where we used to have MEAT we have YouTube videos and Eggcelsior's gifs! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Instead of looking at pork butts we're looking at women's boobs!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sure he still likes your cigar photos Hapster |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's not supposed to be like this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Retirement is supposed to be relaxing, time to travel, see the country |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But my balls have dropped |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can't sit on wooden benches any more |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I had to order the golf cart with the extra fluffy seat cushions |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So that my balls wouldn't get squashed |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just want to turbo another butt in peace |