Trump's No-Good, Very Bad 2026 Election Night
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Donald Trump learns the bad news about the Blue Tsunami 2026.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | I come with news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | about the election. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ... A Dumocrat won |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Lindsey Graham's seat ... and ... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Mississippi Senate race is too close to call. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's OK. I'll phone |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and ask them to find 45 more votes. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid that ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Georgia governorship ... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ... was won by a black woman. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All you losers get lost except Vance, Hegseth, Burghum, Bessent, and Miller |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could they do this to me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | After all I did for them! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm building myself a goddamn golden ballroom! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I fixed the reflecting pool! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I promised them $5,000! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I said "Pretend I'm on the ballot!" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I praised our candidates' asses! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Elon spent $500 million! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I'm coming to you with tears in my eyes ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You can shove those tears up your ass, Piggy! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Robert Garcia says "lawyer up"! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Speaker of the House is now a schwarze! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and Schumer!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I won't be getting any more |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of his strongly worded letters! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Well, guess what! I still have the veto! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I renamed artificial intelligence to super intelligence! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now that suck-up Sean Hannity |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | isn't even taking my calls! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I had the biggest numbers anyone's seen since Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But you know that better than anybody. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And least it's a blue wave, right? I mean ... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | you can't call it a tsunami ... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I. Need. Ketchup. Now. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All that time I wasted, applying gilded appliqués! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've done more for the American people than Lincoln! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't those yokels understand |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | how much gold means to me? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Were all those printouts nothing but lies? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Natalie. Only two more years ... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My triumphal arch ... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My investments in crypto ... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | my stocks. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Of course you realize ... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to have to find some way to explain this to Putin. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He said my charisma alone would do it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And then there's the Epstein files ... |