AUS v SA Test Day 1 - Lunch Review
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Inside the Aussie dressing room at lunch on Day 1 of the third AUS v SA test
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | 0/140 at lunch |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We need to mix up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the bowling attack |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can swing Starc around to the other end |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and give Connolly a run |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Forget Connolly |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Bring on Boland FFS |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the selectors..., |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Boland got dropped |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They decided we need Labuschagne for batting depth |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, I need to yell at the bald headed flog |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the actual fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck does Boland need to do to get a run! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That cunt Marnus is fucking useless |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He carries on like a munted octopus |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Cunting cunt cunt |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Smudge acts like a lunatic... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | but at least he makes some fucking runs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Marnus is just fucked in the head |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir he brings passion to the field |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck passion, the cunt needs to make runs |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir we need to think about team balance |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck balance |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We need results |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Boland got wickets |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | There is no way JL would put up with this bullshit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He would of kicked the cunt in the nuts |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | At least JL set standards |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And if you didn't do your job you were dropped |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IF YOU ARE A BATTER MAKE SOME RUNS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Never thought I'd want Shane Watson back |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Who decided we should bowl first? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We always bat first when we win the toss |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Have for 150 years |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | fucking 0/140 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and no Boland or Smudge |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we are in deep shit. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who's going save us? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll tell you who won't |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that cunt Marnus |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | FYI cunt means vagina |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The worst thing is |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | of all the teams |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | South Africa... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They are such smug cunts |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | especially since that retard Davie Warner |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | went to Bunnings |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking drop Marnus FFS |