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Matts journey to work and admitting defeat in the realms of food

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00:00 - 00:03McDonald's
00:04 - 00:05Greggs
00:05 - 00:07Vegan option
00:08 - 00:12And a gym
00:12 - 00:15You could jog down there
00:17 - 00:19Oh i can jog can i
00:19 - 00:21And eat salad
00:24 - 00:26Boss
00:27 - 00:28Sorry
00:31 - 00:33I think he really is sorry
00:34 - 00:36Ill get him replaced
00:53 - 00:58You said Vegan? Gym? Salad?
01:13 - 01:15Are you Fucking kidding me!
01:15 - 01:17I eat till i pass out!
01:18 - 01:23Fry ups, cakes, greggs
01:25 - 01:28Look at me
01:29 - 01:31Women find me replusive but i dont care
01:31 - 01:34Ill eat 6 kfc buckets if i want!
01:34 - 01:37And not those small fuckers, the mega buckets
01:37 - 01:40Ill eat the fuckin shop
01:40 - 01:42No one has ever eaten that much
01:42 - 01:46Im the fat matt ill do it in my sleep
01:46 - 01:48Thats unacceptable youll explode
01:48 - 01:52Ill eat you too you prick
01:53 - 01:54All of you!
01:56 - 01:57Even the packaging
01:57 - 02:00Big or small ill eat it all
02:00 - 02:03Fuck lactose that too
02:04 - 02:08Table chairs bricks the building
02:08 - 02:13Ill eat the van drills speedfit
02:14 - 02:16Will you look at my waistline
02:17 - 02:21Ive worked for years ars to look like budda
02:27 - 02:29Now you say salads
02:30 - 02:34Im a machine, a real eating machine
02:34 - 02:36I love being a heavyweight
02:41 - 02:42Dam right
02:43 - 02:47And i dont give a shit about pineapple on pizza
02:48 - 02:53Im matt and ill eat it if i fucking want
02:54 - 02:56Drill in one hand
02:56 - 02:59And megger in the other i can do anything
03:00 - 03:02How dare you question me
03:04 - 03:07Shall we cook for him
03:14 - 03:16I know im a tubby cunt
03:19 - 03:23But its the only thing i know
03:25 - 03:26Look
03:31 - 03:33I broke 3 scales this week
03:40 - 03:46My Blood type rocky roads
03:46 - 03:49And im a fatty boom batty
03:53 - 03:56Ive just btoken the seat