Hitler finds out Mitch cut off his mullet
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10/17/2026Mitch cut his mullet off weeks before Halloween heavies and Hitler isn’t impressed
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein fūhrer we have some disturbing news from Australia. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We’ve received this intel from the south |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And also from our source in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We feel like Mitch may be in over this head |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we don’t like his chances at Halloween Heavies |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He’ll be fine. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That mullet is a glorious waterfall of follicular dominance. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fūhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I’m not sure how to say this. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He’s gone and cut it off. He said he needed change |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He’s shaved the whole thing off and gotten a low fade |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need rum, cake, a yodeler, crapes , One poofter |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That’s where he gets his power! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That hair had more strength than half then men in this room |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the fuck was he thinking? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now he’s more useless than those sluts in the hallway |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who authorised this ? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | When I find out who he’s going to the gas chamber |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You should have stood together and stopped it from happening |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He’s a fucking powerlifter. Not an accountant |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fūhrer he still has a few weeks until comp |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He could have spend that time growing it a little longer |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fūhrer, he said it tickled his neck |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He could have worn a turtle neck sweater |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I hate him |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is worse than that time I was asleep on the porch |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And you put your dick in my mouth |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and took a photo |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | When I get my hands on him |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I loved that dam mullet even more than bacon and eggs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It’s hard to grow a mullet that spectacular |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I cant believe not one of you dong beaters did anything to stop him |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He’s no longer a hunk of a man |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He’s a shell of his former self |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I don’t think jackie will look at him the same |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | She didn’t sign up for this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And of course he didn’t think |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Of how this would effect anyone else |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What about Uncle Adolf? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Did he stop to think about my feelings at all? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He’s not even going to match his comp total |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry he can claim trans and compete with us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Without that mullet he’s nothing |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Who’s going to do the heavy lifting at work now? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fucken Iian? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That Scottish cunt |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Has the physique of a 12 year old Dutch girl |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | With a crack habbit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I don’t want to see Mitch anymore |