Perturabo reacts to DA terminators
13 views10/16/2026
In the distant future, all is good and balanced. ...........
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The deathwing terminators have uppy-downied |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they have deep striked 6" away from you |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and are now able to shoot you with rapid fire |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have used sus/lethal stratagem |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They ignore any hit modifiers and reroll 1s H/W. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's ok. They are only S5. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My terminators will charge them and reroll hit and wound. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My primarch... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The space marines... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Their terminators have -1D against melee |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even with full re-rolls, only about 4 of them will die |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | After his shooting phase, how many models do I have left? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He can uppy downy, sus/lethal, fight on death, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AOC, -1W on him, +1 against me AND -1D? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What are my terminators to do against him? Give him a kiss on the cheek and die? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | His S5 bolters rip through me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | while the full activation of my 500pt simply makes him slightly uncomfortable |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And we are not even talking about Lion, that god damn 3isv idiot |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | just standing there, ready to interrupt what ever I try to do |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Primarch, the Lion is over 400pts, he is supposed to be immensely strong |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then why does he need immortal terminators by his side? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They are not immortal, a few shooting units would make the difference |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh, yes why not, let's bring the defilers back for fuking 400pt a piece |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | with no re-rolls or crits on overwatch |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | just to counter a few terminators |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that cost just as much as my useless models |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And guess what? There's another terminator unit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | D3, dev wounds, sus, -1W, -1D, reroll 1hit and 1wound. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And can I avoid them? No! They can uppydowny too |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | with +1 charge. Reroll charge of 8", gg |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And where does he get all the CP? Well, he gets +1 for free in the beginning of his turn! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This game used to be fun. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | There used to be tactics and mind games. Sense of manly pride. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Clash of armies and epic battles |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now you just show up and roll 3s with reroll |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And what do you even do with benefit of cover? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone can ignore it. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | My only defense is -1hit modifier |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but it matters nothing at all in this meta |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And what's the purpose of T6? He can +1wound me anyways |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, the +1 is only against character units |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What is the point of this game? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell James I'm sorry. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I was wrong. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There was nothing wrong with the old custodes. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least he had to something more than show up to win |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and claim that 2 CP is expensive |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fine. Go buy me 20 DA terminators. |