Darren finds out about Swinderby
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Darren is given the latest news on Swinderby resignalling scheme.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We’ve held the sponsors workshops and drawn up plans to progress project |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | finally re-controlling from Swinderby |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to Lincoln SCC. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We’ve identified several Level Crossings |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to convert to MCB-OD. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Traffic across Newark Flats |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will flow without impeding the ECML. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Darren…. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The route team… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The route team removed the ECML element from the project |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we will stop just short of Newark Flats. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Watters, Bacon, Bartley stay, everyone else get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those fucking imbeciles! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That’s the whole point of the fucking project! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Know one gives a fuck about Lincoln or Nottingham! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That’s the project dead…. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | they’ll pull all the funding! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I told you not to let them change the footprint |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | they can’t be trusted to think! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Before you know it they’ll have us fitting ETCS at Heckington! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Darren that’s the premier route between Sleaford and Skegness! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It’s nowhere, no one gives a fuck about Skegness! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What about the beaches! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Your whole portfolio is a joke! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Newark Flats! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I gave you one fucking job |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but no, you idiots |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | let those twats change the footprint! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Before you know it we will be renewing cables like works delivery |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | we’re meant to be the number one choice for signalling projects! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That curly headed twat! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I’ve got to go and tell Calvert we’ve just fucked the East Coast Mainline! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I should have stayed at Alstom |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | at least there I had my dignity. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Surrounded by idiots! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The fucking RAMP is as bad as his haircut |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and somehow he pulls your strings. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I thought it was Gary who was incompetent |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | it turns out you’re all fucking stupid. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What will I say on the next all hands call? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry, we’ll plant more trees. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It’s pointless, we’re just an expensive works delivery |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | nothing but a waste of time |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it’s over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It’s time to move on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I’ll see if Hitachi will take us for ETCS |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | try not to fuck that up. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I’ve already bought the shares. |