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Fantasy football week 2 disaster spills out of hitlers foul mouth
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | And here we are at the end of NFL week 2. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our fantasy team is still strong as we pursue |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Another championship. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our savvy manager has selected elite runners and receivers. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are a fantasy football team without rival. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don’t forget Colston Loveland. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He is a promised star. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Manager. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Caleb. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Caleb left the game early with a hamstring. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He moaned like a teenage girl. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you do not believe in the Bears, like Bendik and Lane, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Bears fans lied! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A single catch in two games! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I took that bastard high and he is a worthless donkey! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And I’m sitting her winless. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | In the doldrums with JP! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And I am the god damn reigning champ. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Blakeman doesn’t even know what a squib is! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He thinks fleaflicker is a fucking sex position! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Manager, a loss to Luke is not as serious as this. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It’s not that! It’s the whole damn league! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Manager, it’s a long season. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well, now I have to shotgun a beer for those fools. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It’s humiliating! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You know what that’ll do to my tummy? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And that’s the least of it. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The Giants got absolutely fucking hosed on Monday! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I love Big Blue so much and the young stars can’t stay on the field. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We get smashed with no hope, Likely and Nabers languish, and Jameis Winston sucks nuts! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The thrill is gone! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I have to deal with suck ass trade proposals from Galtman! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even Jeff is beating me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought Burrow was a Quarterback. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Better than most. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But, alas. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Jeff auto picks four QBs and three of them are better than mine! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should just shotgun a beer for every week and get it over with. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That would numb the pain. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I should’ve just taken a receiver. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But all the talking heads said he couldn’t miss! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s okay, Loveland might still be good. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least my money helps the kids. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Giving to Pikes Presents is some consolation. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shit. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It’s all I’m good for. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And maybe the Giants will win the NFC East this decade. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I quite like that Cam Skattebo. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | A boy can dream. |