| 00:00 - 00:03 | So after doubling 'Cuda and Bath |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | going to town against Plymouth |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and then making the Stags |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | quit the game early for a second year running |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the Bobcats are now 8-0. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But with 7 points |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to be deducted.... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tonye... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sorry.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Bournemouth Bobcats are in the playoffs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and its Bristol again. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not involved in South West Division 1 get out now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why can't one of you muppets.. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | take a single point off of them |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | for the second year running? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've seen their film... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and they are full of rookies |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and the odd refugee from SGS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and U19 football. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And they are all registered this time. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They have a Swiss WR... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And they were supposed to be on our side in the war. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But they have QB's that can throw the ball |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Cuda have a roster of 128 players |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and not a single one |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | can throw the ball |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | more than 15 yards. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And they still think they deserve a ring! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I didn't expect |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Plymouth to put up much of a show |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but at least Bath with their 47 year old |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Left Tackle put up a fight... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | considering he's lost his Winter Fuel Allowance. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But WTF have 'Cuda done? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They've spent the whole off-season |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | doing memes when they could have been in the gym. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Or doing something useful |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ....like stealing playbooks. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why have we got teams... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | that can't block or tackle but |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | spend all day on Insta or playing the banjo? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Jed. It will all be over next week. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I knew we should |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | have just been done with it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and relegated them to D2 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But I couldn't do it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They'd have killed Solent |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And this time the Redhawks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | would have to stayed sober. |
