Life as a Resident
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9/22/2026Fun times in residency, getting blamed for everything that goes wrong.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Thank you everyone for joining |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It looks like the resident |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | made another mistake |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They didn't inform me that they had another meeting |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | even though it's on their calendar |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can't formally reprimand them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but we can try some passive aggressiveness |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | They all look |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | extremely depressed |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Perhaps we should be reasonable for once |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They were taking a break during lunch |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | To think that we've given them impossible tasks and they still have time to take lunch breaks |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That is unacceptable |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We need to find more things |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | to assign them |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We have a flu clinic event coming up |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll make it a requirement |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to get licensed to vaccinate |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and blame them for not having it already |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and they will attend every single weekend of the event |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you told them to enjoy their weekend |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's to cover my ass with HR |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But don't you think that is fucked up? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What's fucked up is their IRB proposal |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I sent the revisions to them |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | at 5 pm last night |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and to fix it by this morning |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and they said it wasn't enough time |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We'll see about "time" when they start staffing |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and only get one comp day a month |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | that I'll force them to take on a weekend |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll make sure that they fall even further behind in their work |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and when they think the worst is past |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will send out a form for them to complete |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and make sure they don't submit in time |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If they manage to do so |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll find a reason to send it back and blame them for being late |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | even if they were just waiting for their preceptor to do their part |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll also change their schedules |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | last minute so they can't plan ahead |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They'll also need to log their hours |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | in the shared drive folder that they don't have access to |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Then do the same on PharmAcademic |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | None of that makes sense |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it's perfect |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They're bound to forgot something |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Also have them post on Instagram |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That should consume more time |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Make them do the MAUI minutes too |