48Hfp London melt down
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9/21/2026A tongue in cheek poke at the comp which we all had fun making.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Glorious team leader, the 48HFP awards has moved |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | From the vue cinema here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To somewhere in Paddington. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The tickets from the award ceremony are now on sale. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It’s only 20 mins away on the tube. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What a palaver. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Good thing I’ve got two free tickets. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Oh omnipotent Team Leader… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Those tickets… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The two free tickets are only for the screening. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You need to stump up a tenner to go to the awards too. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who isn’t on IMDb, Spotlight, or MySpace, leave now… |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What kind of utter billy-ball-sacks is this nonsense?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I birthed this monument to sleep deprivation, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No thanks to you and that cluster of window-pickers outside! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And that lead actress?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Lactose intolerant? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And you let me shoot 7 takes of feeding her butter? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The clean up bill alone blew my budget! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And they expect me to shell out more to go to the awards show? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Worshipful Team Leader, its been on the hotline for days. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That waste of time hotline? I don’t have time to warf through that circus if dumbassery! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Omniscient team Leader! Don’t be nasty, they all made a little movie- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh shove these up your nose and say wibble you plonker! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It’s 48 hours! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And they’re like “can we tinker with our sound?” |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And “can I upload a better version later”? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It’s a 48 hour competition you numpties! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My wife had better not find out about this, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If she finds out we need to spend 100 quid on childcare she’ll go mental! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She’ll tear my balls off! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | She already thinks I’m a loser for hanging out with you lot. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | “Childish fantasists she called us.” |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I could have been Scorsese, of Danny Boyle. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Or that guy who made the Room. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A tenner… |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There had better be piles of cocaine carried on trays by little people like last time! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I’ll be armed if I share any of it with bunch of twonks. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And which of you idiots hired that sound guy? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He spent the whole shoot with the boom-mic pointed backwards. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He recorded 10 hours of squeaking seagulls! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | In his defence, you do sound like a seagull when you cry. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our audio sounds like a the butt-end of a fishing trawler. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And some kind of mysterious squelching and gurgling |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | From somewhere. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least we submitted it… |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And we got the line correct didnt we? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | “There’s more to life than this?” |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Only a twit would get that wrong… |