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00:00 - 00:05Andrew emailed Jason, apparently ILP is losing a lot of $ because of SMJV.
00:05 - 00:07So Jason gathers everyone, it must be serious.
00:07 - 00:10Culverts, clearing polygons, roads, big money!
00:11 - 00:16Major contracts, more than 30M together, their pockets will be full at the end.
00:17 - 00:21We go to that meeting, and find out Andrew is complaining about 2 hoes and 3 culverts...
00:21 - 00:24I swear!
00:29 - 00:31Fucking peanuts
00:31 - 00:34They robbed the bank and the guy cries about 1 culvert from 20024
00:38 - 00:40I can't
00:41 - 00:47Chris, Jason, Nathan...everyone reviewing his bullshit
00:47 - 00:50Only Jason and Marty are missing, probably best for them
00:50 - 00:56Marty is probably still trying to figure out where the burner is!
00:58 - 00:59You know this guy
00:59 - 01:01The one who made up the estimate in the back of his truck!
01:04 - 01:062M, 12M, 26M, who knows
01:06 - 01:08And we're investigating about 2 culverts
01:13 - 01:14Guy is mental
01:14 - 01:1650k max, over 30M
01:16 - 01:20Why the fuck does he even care
01:21 - 01:27Here, take your 50k go buy yourself some pants and never come back in capri pants.
01:35 - 01:36The Green Goblin, but in capri pants
01:36 - 01:39And with sailing sunglasses
01:41 - 01:44Ok back to the story.
01:44 - 01:47So Jason is preparing a ppt, Andrew will cry.
01:47 - 01:49He can stick the culvert up his ass,
01:50 - 01:53we'll hydrotest it!
01:54 - 01:56Fucking Andrew
01:56 - 01:58and Tyler!
01:58 - 02:02I'm sure they asked him to count the culverts and hoes...
02:05 - 02:07Tyler!
02:10 - 02:11With his mulet...
02:11 - 02:13The expert
02:15 - 02:17Counting during the night,
02:17 - 02:20when nobody's watching.
02:21 - 02:28Came back with some scratches on his paper and thought he got some case!
02:29 - 02:30Fucking Tyler
02:30 - 02:32He's good too...
02:36 - 02:39Then Andrew wrote a fancy email...
02:40 - 02:42from Tyler's notes!
02:50 - 02:5513 culverts, 2 hoes, 1 french drain, they thought it sounded cool
02:56 - 02:58"How much money are we talking about?"
02:58 - 03:04Fuck all, a few bank notes lost after robbing the bank
03:04 - 03:09But Andrew is greedy as fuck,
03:09 - 03:11growing ILP.
03:16 - 03:20He thinks he's Steve Jobs
03:23 - 03:26At least we're having fun
03:31 - 03:36"Thanks ILP for your continued support!"