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| 00:00 - 00:05 | Andrew emailed Jason, apparently ILP is losing a lot of $ because of SMJV. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So Jason gathers everyone, it must be serious. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Culverts, clearing polygons, roads, big money! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Major contracts, more than 30M together, their pockets will be full at the end. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We go to that meeting, and find out Andrew is complaining about 2 hoes and 3 culverts... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I swear! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Fucking peanuts |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They robbed the bank and the guy cries about 1 culvert from 20024 |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I can't |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Chris, Jason, Nathan...everyone reviewing his bullshit |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Only Jason and Marty are missing, probably best for them |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Marty is probably still trying to figure out where the burner is! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | You know this guy |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | The one who made up the estimate in the back of his truck! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | 2M, 12M, 26M, who knows |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And we're investigating about 2 culverts |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Guy is mental |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | 50k max, over 30M |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Why the fuck does he even care |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Here, take your 50k go buy yourself some pants and never come back in capri pants. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The Green Goblin, but in capri pants |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And with sailing sunglasses |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Ok back to the story. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | So Jason is preparing a ppt, Andrew will cry. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He can stick the culvert up his ass, |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | we'll hydrotest it! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Fucking Andrew |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and Tyler! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I'm sure they asked him to count the culverts and hoes... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Tyler! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | With his mulet... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | The expert |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Counting during the night, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | when nobody's watching. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Came back with some scratches on his paper and thought he got some case! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Fucking Tyler |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | He's good too... |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Then Andrew wrote a fancy email... |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | from Tyler's notes! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | 13 culverts, 2 hoes, 1 french drain, they thought it sounded cool |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | "How much money are we talking about?" |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Fuck all, a few bank notes lost after robbing the bank |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But Andrew is greedy as fuck, |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | growing ILP. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He thinks he's Steve Jobs |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | At least we're having fun |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | "Thanks ILP for your continued support!" |