Jojo Hitler
20 views4/11/2023
Sixers - here they come. MVP JOJO EMBIID takes the throne then the title
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | He's on pace for back to back |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | scoring titles |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and they're still trying to |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | rob him of MVP |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | VORP / RAPTOR / LEBRON |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What the hell do those |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | acronyms mean? It's basketball |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | sir it is the ringer cult |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bill, Ryen, KOC |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | even Michael Pina |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're all from Boston |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Scumbag Celtics fans |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | NOT THIS YEAR |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NOT ON MY WATCH |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Making jokic out to be reincarnated |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Larry Bird |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | First fat guy to pass a |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | basketball and they slob him? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | get the fuck outta here |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | 47/18 on Jokic's head |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | "Mark did you watch jokic beat |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | STFU NICK |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sorry I'm a spreadsheet boy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why don't you take that Excel doc and shove it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | up your ass? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do ppl watch bball now? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Or just read their Celtics propaganda and |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | pretend like Embiid is Greg Monroe? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Lobster roll eating pricks |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Walk around like their shit doesn't stink |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'M SICK OF IT |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll wipe their entire company out |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Send them back to Grantland |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is war |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now they pray we fail |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Jesus fuckin Christ |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | VORP IS NOT A REAL STAT LOSERS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Jokic has won 1 playoff game last 2 years |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | FUCKING ONE! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Not series. GAMES. YES - GAMES |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Meanwhile Jojo had to play with BUM |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Tatum is only 19. One day |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | First - we take out the nets |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Then we pray Boston beats Miami |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Then -- ROUND 2 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 7 game series. Winner takes all |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I swear we won't lose. Not THIS YEAR |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then to hell with Boston |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | VORP man.... VORP. |