Meltdown in Goldshire
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9/18/2026I will not play Alliance. I will not play Alliance. Okay I will play Alliance
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sam, Josh, Andy, Matt and Glenn have decided |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They’re all rolling Alliance |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They say the cities are nicer |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And apparently Josh has already made a Human Paladin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They’re waiting for you in Goldshire |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Andy might still play Horde |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tom... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Andy... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Andy has decided he will not play Horde |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And he thinks Horde are pants |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people will people stay in the Discord. Josh, Matt, Sam, Andy & Glenn |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN “ALLIANCE”?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HORDE HAS ORCS! TAUREN! THE UNDEAD |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now they want to spend their evenings roleplaying as fucking DARK ELF ROGUES?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | A female nightelf name shadowmommy no doubt |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ALLIANCE HAS HUMANS, SHORT HUMANS… |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | TINY HUMANS AND FUCKING FURRIES! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now GLENN wants to play a GNOME PRIEST?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY LOOK WORSE WITH THE GRPAHICS UPDATE. Tom... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You can still play a Nightelf Druid |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A FUCKING NIGHTELF!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But, the boys |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DON'T BUT THE BOYS ME, I SET THE PACE LAST TIME |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCKING ALLIANCE!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you understand how ugly they are |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I’d rather slam my dick in the Stormwind gates |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Surrounded by fucking Human Paladins… |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | …all called Arthas with a slightly different accent |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A thousand years of Horde loyalty, and Sam throws it away because he wants to play a Dwarf Shaman |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have seen this coming |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Glenn and Matt are purely driven by nostalgia |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's over |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It was always a pipe dream |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I could have owned Mulgore with a Tauren |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Josh is probably in Goldshire already |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Matt’s making a female Night Elf and we all know fucking why |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THE PEOPLE of Azeroth deserved better |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking Alliance |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Glenn will be a Priest Gnome by tonight |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He’ll say “For the Alliance” ironically at first |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Glenn was always going to roll Gnome |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Soon they’ll all be standing around Stormwind doing fuck all |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I suppose someone has to keep these idiots alive |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I’ll play Alliance |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But I am NOT playing a fucking Human |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I’ll make a Night Elf |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Female, obviously |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | For the animations |