Brad's Bad Bed Day
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9/11/2026Beds for you son. Poor man's gonnae have a meltdown at the weekend
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The weeks shifts in the beds were as follows |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Grant done Monday and Liam done Tuesday |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Spud took his second day on Wednesday and wee Borat took thursday |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And Liam took his second day on Friday |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | That just leaves the weekend to be sorted |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Kl, I'll do Saturday and that's me sorted |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But that leaves Sunday as an issue |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bradley... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sunday... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your dain both days in beds bumfun |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your fly efforts haven't gone unnoticed |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Only cunts that wear stripey jumpers stay in the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A FULL WEEKEND IN BEDS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK AM I DAIN A FULL WEEKEND IN BEDS? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | SO IVE TO SELL ADD ONS AW WEEKEND?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | *customer staring awkwardly* |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "but it says immediate delivery on the windys" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | YOUSE NEVER TOLD ME ID HAVE TO DO BOTH A WEEKDAY AND WEEKEND SHIFT IN BEDS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HERE I AM TEN GRAND BACK AND HOW AM I SPENDING MY WEEKEND?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | SELLING PISHY WEE VALUES AW WEEKEND |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Bradley there's a £25 SPIV on the Langham- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THE LANGHAM! I WANT A SMART CALLBACK |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But you can book a 5 grand bedroom deal |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And you can fuck right off |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE FULL WEEKEND! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every month I'm supposed to be top book |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Here I am at the bottom of pile |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Like an absolutely clueless carpet salesman |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Smart is the pinnacle of sofa engineering |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I should sell every single one of them!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even fuckin Csilla is beating me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And she grew up worshipping communists like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Big man I'm begging yi |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Don't put me in beds |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Geez a dig oot! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...bastards... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | £700 ATV is outrageous |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Absolutely dugshite I'm no selling Smarts today |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm missing out so I can sell beds |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A fuckin chalfont mattress and some arsehole |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Talking themselves into an ortho comfort over a langham |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | "sawrite hen, I'm sure they'll give you a full refund for a couch you bought 3 years ago" |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That's it then, I'm the bed cunt am I? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Outrageous patter. But at least I'll hit my Gard and so will the store...Except granty boy there |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | *grant awkwardly* |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Shut the shop. Targets fucked |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Nae doubt there will be a mystery 5k cancellation as per fuckin usual |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Every single fuckin month |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Sick ae it man |