Omer cuts his hair
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9/11/2026A young promising employee with flowing locks one day just cuts his hair off.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have everyone here now so let's discuss the hair. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We believe we found the source |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of the hair tonic. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It comes from a small village outside of Berlin known for amazing hair growth. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But, we discovered a problem with the formula. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | World-wide demand |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will keep them buying. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jeffrey... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Omer... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Omer decided last night to shave his head. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He can no longer be our mascott. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | John, Steven, Rudy, creeps... Get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's why he's been fired! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Understand why he's been fired! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I knew there was something about him that didn't seem right! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He's probably not even into women |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | like a dead fish in bed |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | She told me he was as cold as ice! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I bet she led him to carry out this outlandish task! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm so angry I could fight later! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | This is crazy talk coming from you! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I said FIGHT LATER! To protect my honor! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jeffrey, this is underhanded! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Pathetic! Don't you forget who I am! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am Jeffrey! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Tamer of the beast, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | destroyer of porelain, master of my domain, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | endangering mom's everywhere! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | leaving lady parts in shambles! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I solemly grace thee with my presence in all orifices! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's hard to keep it up all the time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This no Yubi key mofo with those long flowing locks, gazing at me like Stallin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I swear to everyone, I've had enough. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm a nice guy. I should be respected. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Rudy is now 64 |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Not me. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Name calling like dump truck Ed, long grip Rudy and wet wood Jeff! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I litterally can't believe he went to Supercuts |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I really liked it when he twirled his hair. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I even started dressing like Romeo Santos |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I swear I'm good with the ladies! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, It's not your fault. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe it's better this way. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's time for me to leave with Harve now. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It stops. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But promise me, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | None of you ever Google "Dominican tight pants". |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | In my final words to you all, I must say |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | When I was 9.... |