Risitas Recounts a Critical RCE in Microsoft Paint
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9/8/2026On 08 Sep 2026, Microsoft announced an RCE in Microsoft Paint (CVE-2026-70586)
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | My boss calls me over and says, "Risitas! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "I need you to review this month's Patch Tuesday!" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "Researchers have been throwing the chancla |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | at Microsoft lately." So, I start looking at the criticals and what do I find? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | A critical in Microsoft Paint |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | - |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | - |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Someone found an RCE in Paint! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | - |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Imagine waking up one day to find yourself ransomware'd |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Just for the investigation to find |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | the initial entry point was Paint |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | All because- |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | -because someone |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | opened a Paint attachment |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | from "their kid" |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | - |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | No one |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | would believe you! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | - |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | - |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | - |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Look, in seriousness |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | This is a critical vuln |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and should be patched. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Just imagine...Paint! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | - |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I can't stop laughing! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | The thought of someone getting pwnd |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | by an RCE in Paint! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | - |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Paint! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Everyday after school, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I'd draw shit in Paint |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And now its 24 bits can compromise any Windows system launched since 2019 |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Any Windows system? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Any since 2019 |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | That copilot feature's... |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | ...copilot's really something |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Paint's had so many vulns since Satya forced AI into Paint |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | I thought Copilot was added in 2025? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | It was, but DALL-E and others have been |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | added since 2023 |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | - |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And since then Paint's had 3 RCEs |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I can't even imagine |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | getting breached by Paint |