Hitler rails against the AI 'Ring' Cycle at Bayreuth

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After the controverisal 2026 Bayreuth Festival included a 100% AI-generated staging of Wagner's 'Ring' Cycle, with computer-generated images projected over the cast, Hitler shares his thoughts.

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David11 hours ago
Brilliant. And I saw it - the worst opera production I’ve ever seen in fifty years of devoted opera attendance.
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00:00 - 00:03We presented an innovative new 'Ring' Cycle,
00:04 - 00:05complete with AI-generated pictures.
00:05 - 00:07It projected random pictures of cats, and the moon landings,
00:08 - 00:12even though they had nothing to do with the operas.
00:12 - 00:15And the audience booed the production team.
00:17 - 00:19I'm sure the cast
00:19 - 00:21rose above it magnificently.
00:24 - 00:26My Führer...
00:27 - 00:28The cast...
00:31 - 00:33The cast had the AI slides projected on top of them.
00:34 - 00:36You couldn't see them, for all the psychedelic shit laid over them.
00:53 - 00:58The following stay in the room: Lobbes, Corte, Sentl, & Katharina Wagner.
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck is this?!?
01:15 - 01:17Richard Wagner would be spinning in his grave!
01:18 - 01:23This was some Mickey Mouse shit to be charging hundreds of Euros for!
01:25 - 01:28And from The Master's own Great-Grand-Daughter!
01:29 - 01:31Bayreuth hasn't been this crappy...
01:31 - 01:34...since the audience was filled with the thugs from the SS!
01:34 - 01:37And they couldn't even be bothered...
01:37 - 01:40...to build any sets or props for this budget slideshow on acid!
01:40 - 01:42My Führer, your own productions from the 30s and 40s...
01:42 - 01:46At least we had proper lighting! And innovative uses of black!
01:46 - 01:48My Führer, we tried to innovate...
01:48 - 01:52You innovated nothing! You lazily outsourced your thinking...
01:53 - 01:54...to a glorified spellchecker!
01:56 - 01:57I've shat out more well-considered turds....
01:57 - 02:00...than this monstrosity of a production!
02:00 - 02:03The only way of getting through all 15 hours was with a blindfold!
02:04 - 02:08This was demeaning to the orchestra and the singers!
02:08 - 02:13Imagine having to perform through this shite!
02:14 - 02:16I haven't seen this much gratuitous red in a production...
02:17 - 02:21...since the Ring Cycle was put on at the Bolshoi, for Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I felt nauseous.
02:30 - 02:34I'd rather spend 4 hours watching Katharina Wagner shooting up Mounjaro on stage.
02:34 - 02:36It was reprehensible.
02:41 - 02:42Frankly, I'd want my money back.
02:43 - 02:47You think the booing from the audience was bad?
02:48 - 02:53If we try and revive this production, the audience will have us all crucified.
02:54 - 02:56I no longer dare show my face in the streets...
02:56 - 02:59...now I'm publicly associated with this.
03:00 - 03:02Never has Hitler's name been so sullied!
03:04 - 03:07It wasn't as bad as Katharina Wagner's 2018 production of 'Tristan'.
03:14 - 03:16At least the 'Rienzi' had pseudo-Nazi banners.
03:19 - 03:23Gotta keep your audience happy.
03:25 - 03:26But it’s over.
03:31 - 03:33Bayreuth may be toast.
03:40 - 03:46Ah fuck it, there's only one thing left to do, we're in a real bind here.
03:46 - 03:49Get Gianni Infantino in, to produce the next one.
03:53 - 03:56He can't do any worse.