Hitler reacts to the Sovereigns banner competition announcement
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The sovereigns banner results are out....someones not pleased about some questionable decisions
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, I have recieved an update on the CC253 Sovereigns Banner competition |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 17PL are currently in second place |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Just two points behind 12PL |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | with only the March and Shoot results to be announced |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we did well in several events so we are confident we have a good chance of winning Sovereigns |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what about the Military Skills Competition? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 17PL won that didn't they? Surely that would put them into first place? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Military Skills competition........ |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The CO decreed that the Military Skills comp will not count towards Sovereigns and 12PL have won |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He claims 17PL won by such a large margin that we cannot count it in the results |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are in New College HQ, Somme or Gallipoli.....Leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT DOESNT COUNT!!?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A TRUE OBJECTIVE TEST OF MILITARY SKILLS AND TEAMWORK |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU CANNOT JUST CLAIM IT DOESNT COUNT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | BECAUSE YOUR FAVOURITE SANCOM PLATOON DIDNT WIN IT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT SORT OF BULLSHIT IS THIS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HE CLAIMS ITS BECAUSE OUR OWN STAFF MARKED IT THEREFORE MEANS IT CANNOT BE FAIRLY TRUSTED |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BY THAT LOGIC HE IS QUESTIONING THE INTEGRITY OF HIS OWN OFFICERS AND SNCO'S |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT KIND OF BACKWARDS FUCK LOGIC IS THAT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, 12PL did do very well on the March and Shoot |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BECAUSE THEY HAD A FUCKING HOURS NAP HALFWAY ROUND FOR FUCKS SAKE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but they are the SANCOM platoon they are very fit |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BOLLARD LITERALLY GOT HIS NUT DOWN ON THE MARCH |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HOW CAN YPRES COMPETE WITH THAT??? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHEN THE CO's GOLDEN PLATOON GET TO REST HALFWAY ROUND A 4.8km ROUTE WITH NO PENALTY |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WITH WITH ALL THEIR EXTRA FUNDING AND SPECIAL TRAINING |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ALL THEY GOT WAS FUCKING 7TH AND 28TH |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | EVEN WITH ALL THAT THEY HAD TO RIG THE SOVEREIGNS BANNER COMPETITION HERE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | FOR THEM TO EVEN STAND A CHANCE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AGAINST A BUNCH OF USELESS REMFS AND ADAM COE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ITS EVEN WORSE GIVEN YPRES WON LITERALLY EVERY OTHER AWARD |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Its not enough that they cheated on a nav test without any repercussions |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But Col Bigg saw fit to deny DJ MERRIX a solid A- SJAR and Sovs platoon in his last term at RMAS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | INSTEAD ITS GOING TO A 4'10 ANGRY NORTHERN DWARF |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | WITH A FUNNY SHAPED HAT |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I CANT BELIEVE ILL HAVE TO STAND THERE AND PRESENT ARMS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHILE SAM ELVISS AND HIS STUPID BEARD SLOW MARCH PAST THE SMUG GIT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I know all they get is a fancy belt and their own table with pre-poured scoff juice |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BUT THEY DIDNT EVEN WIN THE MOST EVENTS FOR FUCKS SAKE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 16 PLATOON DID - HOW THE FUCK DID THEY EVEN MANAGE THAT? THEYRE SHIT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They're really shit at phys too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Apparently they took 45 minutes to get around on the March and Shoot |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | basically walked the whole thing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shapland was raging for days afterwards |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and he's bordering on the weight limit for pilot the fat fucker |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You can’t win Sovs "platoon" by biffing off all your shit ones and competing with just a section |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But atleast Ypres won every other award |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and the Sword didnt go to a fucking northener atleast - well done Stubbs |