Shane's stag
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7/7/2026A key member of stag group is now unavailable for one of the nights. The groomsmen must now break the news to the groom.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Chris Logan will drop us off at M&S and we'll get the first round at Lagan Bar |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Pearse will have doused himself in aftershave |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And Darren will be late getting through security |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | When we arrive at John Lennon, taxis will be ordered |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Taking us to Wetherspoons near Liverpool One |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ryan will be buying the first round of shots in Witherspoons |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Bringing the same energy he brought to Edinburgh |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Shane |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ryan |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ryan is playing against Ahoghill in the championship that day |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Whitehill barely have 14 men to start |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people stay. Specky, Logey and Mark and Darren |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ryan is my closest cousin he should be there on the Friday! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare you bring this news to me while im looking at my strava |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Ive just got a pb around the waterworks |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And you bring this bullshit to me on my cool down? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I knew i couldnt trust specky to organise a piss up in a brewery |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nevermind mark and that yellow bastard! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Useless fucking heures |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Daddy they can't control antrim gaa fixtures |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are useless Bastards! I told them to book Nashville for May |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Shane, Ryan is just one man, he'll be there all day Saturday |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And he'll be gurning all day about how tired he is getting the 6 o clock flight |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck Whitehill anyway! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They've been playing with about 13 men all fucking year |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Getting spanked by the likes of fucking Ballycran |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With half their players playing for counties that arent even antrim |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I listened to Ryan lecture Sean Duffin all weekend in Budapest |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | About not being loyal to whitehill when he wants to play against the Ahoghill geriatrics |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Pearse told me the planning was all going fine |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Like i ever should have listened to that creggan bastard in the first place |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I should have just got the running group to do a night in ben madigans |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Would have saved me the bother of leaving North Belfast |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I told Pearse we should've went abroad |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no, he said going abroad was just notions |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I told him doing the Thursday to the Monday in Porto would be grand but he's as fucking tight hey |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even if we'd booked the luke combs tickets it would have meant boys would be less likely to pull out |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But the groomsmen kept insisting on liverpool |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I should have asked anyone else to organise |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Someone like Bomber or Daniel Hastings |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Ciaran McKeowns hair will be perfect regardless |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Yes I know ill be put to bed after the third pint |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Regardless if the sheets are on the bed or not |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Pearse you'll be the one carrying me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The stag is now pointless without ryan |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But i swear to god ill murder every one of you if you dont wake me up and bring me to country bar |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Im a shite drinker but even i can sober myself up to listen to Morgan Wallen |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Or the Randalstown Ramble |