Bryan Loses Again
19 views12/18/2023
Bryan once again loses in the fantasy football playoffs, but what will come from it?
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Fast Car and Waste Management are vulnerable with injuries. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | We can still try to collude and make sure Ryan doesn't win, but we have to act now. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Kevin choked and gave him confidence, but we believe he can still be beat and avoid total chaos. |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | We just got to give Colin or Tyler |
| 00:13 - 00:15 | AJ Brown or Jalen Hurts to do it. |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | No need for that. I can still beat him. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just make sure my parade has enough Busch Lattes and BBWs. |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You have already been defeated. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The game was yesterday. There is no parade. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you that have won a championship before, leave us losers. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS WAS MY FUCKING YEAR! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE MFER HAD JAKE BROWNING AS HIS STARTING QB! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT I HAVE LOST TO A GUY WITH A SUCCULENT BUISNESS?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I ALREADY RENTED OUT HOOTERS FOR THE TROPHY CEREMONY. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW DID HE EVEN GET TO THE 2ND ROUND? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I READ ALL THE MAGAZINES, WATCHED ALL THE CONTENT! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I EVEN TRADED MY BEST WR FOR MORE BENCH DEPTH! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | MY LINEUP WAS PERFECT, I HAD ALL THE NUMBERS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir you'll still have a top 4 pick next year. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DIDN'T ASK YOU A GOD DAMN THING TAYLOR! YOU AND NATE DISGUST ME! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you can still get a workhorse RB1 is all I'm saying. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IF COLIN WINS WE'RE ALL GETTING SCAT PORN FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | IT IS BULLSHIT! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE, I DID THE BEST MOVES, I MADE THE BEST TRADES! |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | I HAD SO MANY FUN THINGS PLANNED FOR YOU ALL! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A 12 MONTH CALENDAR OF ME AND THE TROPHY I ALREADY PAID FOR! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I HAD ALL THE OUTFITS PICKED OUT, ALL THE LIGHTING AND ANGLES PLANNED |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IT WAS GOING TO BE SEXY, BUT TASTEFUL. RAW, BUT REAL. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT WAS GOING TO BE ART. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | HE SHOULD'VE NEVER GOTTEN OUT OF THE FIRST ROUND AND NOW WE'RE ALL FUCKED! FUCK YOU KEVIN!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I mean, what more can I do? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I traded for a RB who shot himself, but he was tough! He had that dawg in him!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I didn't need RB1 numbers, but holy fuck. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm so tired. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'M SO TIRED OF HAVING NIGHTMARES OF THAT MUSTACHE FUCK IN VEGAS OVERTHROWING DAVANTE BY 20 FEET!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND RUSS WILSON TRYING TO COOK AND SLIDING FOR NEGATIVE YARDS INSTEAD OF DUMPING IT OFF TO JAVANTE! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If I could go back in time |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I would hang myself before even thinking of trading for Josh Jacobs! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AT LEAST TYLER GOT TYREEK FOR HIM! ALL I GOT WAS MISERY! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Tim. Go lube up, he's going to need your peach tonight. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe it'll be okay. |
| 03:19 - 03:25 | Maybe this is just a speedbump. Phoenix rising out of the ashes sort of thing. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or maybe not. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe life isn't about fantasy football. |
| 03:40 - 03:42 | I just really wanted to finally win one, you know? |
| 03:42 - 03:49 | Finally get my name on the trophy. Prove my parents I'm not a failure. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I'll just kill myself instead. |