Hitler's Exodus Downfall
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7/1/2026Hitler Reacts to the latest news about Exodus' character creator. Or lack thereof.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The hype train for Exodus has officially derailed across all major gaming subreddits. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | On YouTube, the preview impressions are dropping |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the feedback is brutal. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Fans are panicking over the main character’s face, comparing him to a plastic surgery disaster... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and on Reddit, Archetype just dropped a community update to clear things up. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Once we open up the game’s Character Creator |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | all of this backlash will fix itself. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the Character Creator... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Character Creator system was just confirmed to be scrapped by Archetype |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is no customization. Only a few locked presets. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All you Exodus simps get out. Kala, Wolfheart, Paragon, and Dantics... stay here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IT'S A MODERN RPG! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | CUSTOMIZATION IS A GIVEN! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who do these developers think they are, removing the most fundamental feature of a sci-fi epic?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So this is modern gaming now. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A default face with a few beard options! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They let us down, even the BioWare veterans! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The entire studio is hiding behind corporate PR speak |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | instead of giving us basic sliders! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, they said it was a creative decision to ensure cinematic facial capture... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NOTHING BUT CURATED PRESETS AND COPE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, you can still choose his beard and his tattoos! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jun looks like a botched Botox-injected influencer! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HE LOOKS UNCANNY! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They call themselves "RPG developers" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | because they spent YEARS working on Mass Effect |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | just to forget that players want to make their own characters! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For months, I’ve been planning my perfect space captain face. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All of the character models look weird and UGLY! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have known better... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and pre-ordered a game from a studio that actually values player freedom, like LARIAN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even James Ohlen couldn’t fix this mess. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It was going to be the savior of the whole genre! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we championed them! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FROM THE VERY FIRST TEASER TRAILER I HAVE BEEN SINGING THEIR PRAISES! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What a monstrous rug-pull committed against the sci-fi community! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All of these "performance capture" purists will pay. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WITH LOW METACRITIC SCORES THEY WILL PAY! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY WILL DROWN IN STEAM REVIEW BOMBING! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t cry, Gerda. Maybe day-one mods will fix it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My expectations were clearly too high. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is impossible to immerse yourself in a game looking like this Filler-Chad. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The hype... is dead. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If Archetype thinks I am going to look at that frozen face for a 60 hour campaign, they are mistaken |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would rather replay Andromeda. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cancel my Deluxe Edition... |