Starmer in the bunker
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Sir Keir hears the news from Makersfield and takes it very well
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Prime Minister, the Makerfield results are in. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Andy Burnham |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | has triumphed. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He is an MP again and coming to Westminster. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This is his office, next to Angela Rayner |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Big Ange is a loyal lieutenant |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | She'll rally the backbenchers to me |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rayner ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rayner has accepted a job in Burnham's cabinet |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He doesn't care about the tax thing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Lammy, Reeves, Cooper and Miliband |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck can this be POSSIBLE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Farage had Makersfield in the bag! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | In May he won every fucking seat! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You can't just rely on fascists when you need them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry Shabana, he didn't mean you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And don't talk to me about that shit McFadden |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Blabbing about tax all going on benefits |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How's that going to go down in the Red Wall? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We tried to shred that email |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A THOUSAND PAGES OF MANDELSON EMAILS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The shredder got jammed! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You should have eaten them! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And Healey! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Him and Al Carns |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | timing their resignations for maximum damage |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | after I'd promised them another fifty quid for Defence!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How the fuck do they think Rachel can give away benefits to lardarses |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | if I have to pay for stuff like soldiers and drones and missiles? Madness! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Only Rachel and I understand the economy! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Tax all enterprise! That's how you get GROWTH! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can we not be loved? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My father was a toolmaker! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am a man of the people! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | OK I live in Islington |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but sometimes I meet ordinary people! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I go to football matches! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ok the tickets are free ... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but it's the common man's game! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And then they sing I'm a wanker! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No one knows you sing that too, Shabana |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So this is the end, is it? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My glorious reign cut short by that Northern twat. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He'll soon learn |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We've fucked everything up already |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All that awaits him is disaster |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There's no money and the party is unrulable |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least I lasted longer than Truss |