Hitler reacts Crack3d Preworkout Powder
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6/19/2026Hitler discovers that people are buying Crack3d instead of Ampheamines for his soldiers
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the news from the frontline |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Crack3d is here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and also here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | its in every gym on the City |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and also at Shopify HQ |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And this powder |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is an all in one? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Crack3d |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Crack3d is the best powder out there |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its replaced your amphetamines |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Beat Alanine, Creatine, and Caffeine? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This was my idea!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could you let this happen?>? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How am I supposed to compete with that? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | My troops only have ampehtamines |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They will be skinny |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They will call us skinny SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We will be the laughing stock of Europe |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Our enemies will be huuuuge |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, we can make it the same |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then make it now, theres no time |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, with 500mg of Creatine in?? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Just make the fucking formula |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Make it Potent |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Make it powerful |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | So that our troops can advance quickly |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and have vascular arms as they advance |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And huge biceps, so that our enemy fears us |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I cant send some skinny c4nts into battle, with skinny legs!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need to look big and strong! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not like a skinny version of Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How could we let this happen |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It was my idea originally |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A formula to dominate Europe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now our enemy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | has a clear advantage |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | its an absolute monumental mistake from you guys |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I had all the ingredients |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All we had to do was mix the formula |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and put it into Tubs!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We wont tell him we lost the recipe |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone has betrayed me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | its a difficult pill to swallow |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No pun intended |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Find the offender |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and we will teach him a lesson he wont forget |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will show him what a PUMP is |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go get me some Crack3d.... |