jewish american princess video
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This is a funny video about dating jewish american princesses haha
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Where are good women? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Upper west side? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | No maybe west village |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have looked everywhere |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Perhaps brooklyn |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll look everywhere |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I need a wife |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | LG |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have tried |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We cannot find any good women |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No one wants to date you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I have dated so many jewish women, even those that want to convert |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Jewish American Princesses! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They only want nice restaurants! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They complain about suitcase placement! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Pridwin Hotel at Shelter Island is not enough?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | She did not even fuck me!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then we get a fucking massage! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And a fucking boat tour! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I am not a masculine provider?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe she was not a good fit! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Maybe she is fucking ungrateful!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | She could just be the wrong girl |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NO SHE IS A JEWISH AMERICAN PRINCESS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I KEEP TRYING TO DATE THE JEWS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IT IS NOT FUCKING WORKING!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THE SHABBAT DINNERS ARE NOT WORKING |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | JEWISH WOMEN WILL NOT FUCK ME! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DO THEY WANT ME TO DATE GERMAN GIRLS? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | MAYBE THEY WANT A NAZI! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I try so hard to date a nice jewish girl |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am a nice jewish boy |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I go to law school and do venture capital |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am a masculine provider!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i pay for everything |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | i am so nice to them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BUT NOTHING WORKS! THEY DO NOT FUCK ME! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE JAPS? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will stop dating jews |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I WILL GO TO MONTAUK TO SURF LODGE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEN MAYBE I WILL MEET A NICE GERMAN GIRL |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok he will be dating jews again next week |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | you just need to be patient and see the rabbi |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | no it is not working the jewish girls |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it wont work |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you know you love JAPS |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | it is so hard dating jewish american princesses |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | the suicase placement, the hotels, and restaurants |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | nothing is enough... but i need the JAPS |