Coxie's Last Stand
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6/13/2026Coxie discussing the Rebels situation in Prison by Arkillion
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we're on Discord discussing the mission |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I was killing Vyres for Blood Shards |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | When I hear in my ear from Mr Mammal |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I'm heading up to save them |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I've been caught by Westham |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | And now i'm in prison as well |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | What the fuck am I supposed to do |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I'm in Mixed Hide with a Lunar Staff |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I say to them I'm doing a quest |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And they start hitting me with guilt trips |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They say "Coxie you're the last one" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And I'm just sat at the Grand Exchange |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I've got Skill Specs shadowboxing |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Skiddler laughing his head off |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Mammal talking about condoms |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And Purp telling me he has total faith in me. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | At this point we have nothing to lose |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I gear up in the biggest rags I can find |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And start heading up to the 30 line |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I've got the Mission Impossible theme |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Blasting in my ears |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I know Westham is sat there in the absolute stink |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But I've gotta lock in for the boys |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I head up from the Green Dragons |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I beg for comms to be cleared |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Making my way up one tile at a time |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I'm going North and South |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Like a fucking Penguin |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | But I slowly get to the spot |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It looks empty and my heart is pounding |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | They've finally fucked off |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | It's been three hours |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | But the boys are finally logged in |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And I can go back to doing Vyres |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | We head south whilst absolutely bricking it |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And somehow manage |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | To get to safety |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And the best part of it all |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Is that the Weasels |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Killed none of us |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And wasted 3 hours |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Sitting at 100 combat |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Just to head to Nex |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I honestly couldn't write it better |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | As if we couldn't be more happy |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | But we couldn't even do the Mission |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Up the rebels |