Coxie's Last Stand

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6/13/2026
Coxie discussing the Rebels situation in Prison by Arkillion

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00:00 - 00:05So we're on Discord discussing the mission
00:05 - 00:07I was killing Vyres for Blood Shards
00:07 - 00:10When I hear in my ear from Mr Mammal
00:11 - 00:16I'm heading up to save them
00:17 - 00:21I've been caught by Westham
00:21 - 00:24And now i'm in prison as well
00:29 - 00:31What the fuck am I supposed to do
00:31 - 00:34I'm in Mixed Hide with a Lunar Staff
00:38 - 00:40I say to them I'm doing a quest
00:41 - 00:47And they start hitting me with guilt trips
00:47 - 00:50They say "Coxie you're the last one"
00:50 - 00:56And I'm just sat at the Grand Exchange
00:58 - 00:59I've got Skill Specs shadowboxing
00:59 - 01:01Skiddler laughing his head off
01:04 - 01:06Mammal talking about condoms
01:06 - 01:08And Purp telling me he has total faith in me.
01:13 - 01:14At this point we have nothing to lose
01:14 - 01:16I gear up in the biggest rags I can find
01:16 - 01:20And start heading up to the 30 line
01:21 - 01:27I've got the Mission Impossible theme
01:35 - 01:36Blasting in my ears
01:36 - 01:39I know Westham is sat there in the absolute stink
01:41 - 01:44But I've gotta lock in for the boys
01:44 - 01:47I head up from the Green Dragons
01:47 - 01:49I beg for comms to be cleared
01:50 - 01:53Making my way up one tile at a time
01:54 - 01:56I'm going North and South
01:56 - 01:58Like a fucking Penguin
01:58 - 02:02But I slowly get to the spot
02:05 - 02:07It looks empty and my heart is pounding
02:10 - 02:11They've finally fucked off
02:11 - 02:13It's been three hours
02:15 - 02:17But the boys are finally logged in
02:17 - 02:20And I can go back to doing Vyres
02:21 - 02:28We head south whilst absolutely bricking it
02:29 - 02:30And somehow manage
02:30 - 02:32To get to safety
02:36 - 02:39And the best part of it all
02:40 - 02:42Is that the Weasels
02:50 - 02:55Killed none of us
02:56 - 02:58And wasted 3 hours
02:58 - 03:04Sitting at 100 combat
03:04 - 03:09Just to head to Nex
03:09 - 03:11I honestly couldn't write it better
03:16 - 03:20As if we couldn't be more happy
03:23 - 03:26But we couldn't even do the Mission
03:31 - 03:36Up the rebels