| 00:01 - 00:03 | Our DEAR LEADER SIMON, |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | CEO and President of glorious METAPLANET, |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | has several announcements to make: |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | The hotel has deployed a ROBO BARISTA. It makes coffee. |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | A meeting area for trusted METAPLANET comrades will open soon. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Most honorable advisor DAVID BAILEY sold the stock, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he will be compensated dearly for his sacrifice. |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | LONG LIVE BAILEY! |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | 2,000 bitcoin acquired at very high prices, due to manipulation by the enemy. |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | But our man in the arena is not deterred. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Preferred shares not approved: |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | Imperialistic regulatory forces continue to conspire against us. |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | NEW: XP Leaderboard tracks shareholder loyalty. |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | DOJO awarded most faithful group. Selling is treason. Loyalty has no ceiling! |
| 00:47 - 00:53 | Our DEAR LEADER expects more commitment going forward. GLORY TO METAPLANET! |
