Ticket inspectors
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | You know you said we could have breakfast in Berlin? Forget it.... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There is a problem |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You took the receipts, instead of the train tickets at the station here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The train inspectors are going to collar you |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You will get booted off at the station here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | An honest mistake, im sure it can be easily resolved. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are reasonable people |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein furher...thats.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Thats... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | , your girlfriend nearly sets them on fire and they try to take your passport off you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's a shit show |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I just wanted to have a lovely holiday |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where are their uniforms? Where are their ticket machines? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How am I to know who they are?! They could be anyone! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why go apeshit over 10 euros?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So much for german efficiency |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Gonna call the police!? Are they mad? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've been up since 3 and stood at passport control for yonks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I wont pay it |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Im not paying it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You wont be allowed in Germany again |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Good! Fine by me! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein furher Its 150 euros |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | i will spend more than that on tickets they wont ever check! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucks sake |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I just want to enjoy myself |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Is it too much to ask?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Drain my phone battery and data looking at maps |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Everywhere sounds the same |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Cars beeping at you cos its not green man |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Ending up in fucking Buchenstraten |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why is everything so difficult? Such hard work? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wish I could just buy tickets like in the olden days, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want four channels and a rotary phone |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I want to watch the a team |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This technology promised ease, its just made everything more complex |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And all so billionaires can harvest my data |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just wish to live my life freely and be left alone |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Not waste my time twatting about with apps |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Going back and forth remembering passwords |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Im sick of it, absolutely fed up! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, he's just hangry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will be ok, dont worry about me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just need some food a couple of beers.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Play rummy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Winning a few hands |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Yes, thats the ticket that will cheer me up |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I better not lose repeatedly |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Christ almighty |