Weeman Leaving Speech
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we have a plan for Weemans leaving do |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we're going Go Karting |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then into Elgin for a sesh |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we will start in the Muckle and probably end up in Jo's |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Levai's said hes getting 100 shots in |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | its gonna be carnage |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Never seen Weeman on the piss |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Weeman |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Weeman doesn't drink and is on Pepsi |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We've tried to persuade him |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't has their Drivers Hours signed, off you fuck |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you having my pants down |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the little fucker promised me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | i even let him take an Artic to buy Xmas decs for his bastard house |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | fuck it, everyone's working the weekend |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | including Hazel & Gemma |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | may as well invite Mark the cleaner |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he will bang on about Liverpool all night |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but at least he will leave his balls alone |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, its not his fault |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'm not on about Mark the Cleaner you spunk bucket |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Weeman hardly drinks |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He drinks Monster like its going out of fashion |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | fucking fanny |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i couldn't give a shit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | if hes only 5ft fucking 1 inch |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Chris Mackie has a pint and hes even smaller |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Ill tell his wife about all the raffles he enters |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to win a car, when he should be doing Training Paperwork |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and how many times has he won? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | fucking none, more chance of Mark Nicholson passing a RAFFT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Got in a Landrover yesterday |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | seat was all the way forward, i mean what the fuck |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | banged my fucking knee |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | then i thought |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | hang on, who has to move a seat forward in a fucking Landy |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | thats right, the only person in NATO apart from Mackie and Wee John |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and a fucking Oompa Lumpa |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | fucking Weeman, stood there watching |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | scratching his balls, laughing |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | were civvies, cant make us work weekends |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i know whos replacing Weeman |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | its that Reservist fucker Brian Sanders |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Bison Breath |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | hes bought toothpaste, apparently |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Has anyone told Ian we need to take money from the fund for Weemans elec bill |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | hes gonna hit the fucking roof |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | All the best Weeman |