Kathy & Debbie buy a house

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Hitler is unhappy that Debbie and Kathy have shunned Martin Bormann's cottage.

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00:00 - 00:03More good news on Wallasey real estate
00:04 - 00:05The market is hot
00:05 - 00:07Here in Wallasey Village and also NewBo
00:08 - 00:12Martin Bormann has a cottage here
00:12 - 00:15He should have no problem selling
00:17 - 00:19So Debbie & Kathy must
00:19 - 00:21have put in a good offer?
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Instead...
00:31 - 00:33Instead they have made an offer on
00:34 - 00:36a charming three-storey on Harrison Drive
00:53 - 00:58These men will stay: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf
01:13 - 01:15Harrison Drive!
01:15 - 01:17It's nowhere near the friggin' ground!
01:18 - 01:23and what about that friggin chandelier?
01:25 - 01:28No way are they getting that over the water
01:29 - 01:31and it's further from the sea!
01:31 - 01:34The dog won't be arsed to leave
01:34 - 01:37to leave the friggin house
01:37 - 01:40and Derby Pool is bloody shut!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, the wild swimming in the Mersey is delightful
01:42 - 01:46Wild Swimming my arse!!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, it's a better option than Bormann's cottage
01:48 - 01:52All this talk of Harrison Drive!
01:53 - 01:54Don't want to hear it!
01:56 - 01:57I bombed half of Seacombe
01:57 - 02:00Couldn't they build there?
02:00 - 02:03Or that bommie on Guildford Street?
02:04 - 02:08A lovely site that!
02:08 - 02:13And Eva Braun will miss out on her
02:14 - 02:16dream Wallasey wedding to make do with
02:17 - 02:21A last-minute wedding in a bunker! With Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29As for Everton
02:30 - 02:34I don't have an academy
02:34 - 02:36Yet I have conquered Europe by myself!
02:41 - 02:42I have been betrayed and deceived
02:43 - 02:47They were never buying Bormann's cottage
02:48 - 02:53And what about Aunty June?
02:54 - 02:56How will she get there?
02:56 - 02:59She's already doolally
03:00 - 03:02That's two buses that!
03:04 - 03:07Gerda, relax: June will find it
03:14 - 03:16My order have fallen on deaf ears
03:19 - 03:23I will no longer give real estate advice
03:25 - 03:26It's over
03:31 - 03:33The deal is lost
03:40 - 03:46But, gentlemen, I believe that one day
03:46 - 03:49There will be a big mural of me in NewBo
03:53 - 03:56near that big Wetherspoons