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| 00:05 - 00:07 | A European proposal has been rejected. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Genesis project is coming over us. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Besides, all groups complain because they don’t have enough computation time for their simulations. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can get time by applying to EuroHPC and RES. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can get time by applying to EuroHPC and RES. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My director... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | My director... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Deadlines for eurohpc and res have passed. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We weren’t able to write the proposal because the Claude subscription was over. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These group leaders will stay here: Fernando, Guillaume, Oriol, Dani. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an order!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Getting Eurohpc was our last option. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who misses a eurohpc deadline. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is what CASE has become. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bureacucracy has been slowing us down all this time. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every group has been lying to me, even the Creative intelligence lab. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | CASE Groups are lazy and have all being procrastinating. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | CASE Groups are lazy and have all being procrastinating. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I cant permit you to insult my phd students. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are not writing papers. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my director this is outregeous. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Case grip leaders are wasting our computational resources., |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not even publishing at Q1 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They call themselves established researchers. Years of postdoc. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just learn how to login on MareNostrum. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We’ve been working on alya for 20 years. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We don’t have enough desks for people. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What I should have done is... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | is to replace them by an AI agent. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I didint even study computer science. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I didint even study computer science. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And yet Im the case department head. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And yet Im the case department head. |
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