AGM
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we had the AGM. Really meticulous preparations. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The paperwork was solid. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Everything started really well. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Then came the CEO's speech. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The microphone stopped working! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Silence. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | More silence. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | It came back and then dropped again! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Silence. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We'd had multiple prep meetings for this. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Legal. IT. MarCom. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Every meeting: "let's test the audio." |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | IT's position: |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Not necessary. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Last year they tested. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | This year, not necessary. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It was the AGM. |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The actual AGM. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | The one with shareholders and board of directors. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | "Not necessary." |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So nobody tested. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Nobody briefed anyone. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | CEO picks up the mic. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Holds it at the bottom. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Right over the antenna. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | How would he know. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Nobody told him. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | That was the brief. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Audio dies. Of course it dies. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Entire speech. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | In. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And out. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Forward guidance: gone. |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | People online were spamming the chat. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | A hundred people watching the CEO's mouth move in silence! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Then. |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | He hands the mic to the chairperson. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | She holds it normally. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Works perfectly. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Every other speaker. Same mic. Fine. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Nobody briefed them either. |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They just happened to grip it normally. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He just happened not to. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | That was the whole AGM. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Decided by grip choice. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | "Not necessary," IT said. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Then watched it happen. Face in hands. |