Ben's Stag
19 views5/16/2026
Reeperbahn reviewed by Ben Percy, but as Adolf Hitler.
Many men went, but none of them came.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's been over 300 days but there's still no sign |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've put photos of him everywhere |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and even there! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Morgan even got in touch with his German mate Hans |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but nobody seems to recognise these pictures of Burton |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Call Klaus, Between you.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | someone must have his number |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I did.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ..but |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | but Klaus has been knicked for selling gear |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ..gear so bad it could give a T-Rex the shakes |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave now if you done Mandy, Cocaine or Pills, on my stag. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why the fuck did you let him do drugs!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why the fuck did you let any of us do drugs!!!!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | On one hand Rick can't get enough sparkling water |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Meanwhile Tilley is doing cuffy's in Dusseldorf! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "I don't think a cuffy is drugs, Claire" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Shoulda done a Stocker and left the passport at home |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Wayne had his shirt off more than Katie Price |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Collins was bouncing more than Robin Williams in Flubber |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ben I was just enjoying myself |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You hit you fucking head on the ceiling for fucks sake |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I was hardly jumping around like a fucking bush pig |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't you dare bring Sean into this you dick |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | At least he can handle his drink |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You lot were supposed to be in charge of this stag |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | yet i saw jerome walking around like his jaw was in charge of him! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Garry Barry has had a fucking field day |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Martin was so fucked up, he paid to fuck a brass |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and all the fucking melt done, was give her a fuckin cuddle |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just wanted a quiet stag |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Me and Merrgwin, on a beach in Spain |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Was that so much to ask? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Anywhere else! The best night I've had in years.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | was share a tent with Deal in epping |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | His brother spends a fortnight in Vietnam and thinks he can handle the Reeperbahn |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too many newcomers have ruined this group |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Dan Probert, everyone's best mate |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Shared more £20 notes with my friends than me! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ad wouldn't do that, not with a score |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The only time I actually felt safe |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Was when we gate-crashed the hen-do mini bus |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | boobs like Faye Collins! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i should've listened to my brother, not you |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sib |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | "stay at home, I always do what my bird tells me" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | "the four of us could have a movie night" |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He was putting groundwork in |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it let's go again |