The Bachelor Party
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Jack finds out about the failing of his groomsmen and best buds at the bachelor party in Chicago.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jon Alec: “She was atleast four hundred pounds, it was unbelievable” |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | “A true mammoth” |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Jon : “Hot Dog Stand Here, Spotted an hour later here” |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | “ Honestly we should not have been surprised we know that he is a chubby chaser” |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | “We can only estimated this is Timmy current location but we still do not know” |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | “It is okay, I’m sure Steiner |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | was able to talk some sense into this man” |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | “Jack… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | “Steiner..” |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | James - “Steiner left the bar with two gay men” |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | “Steiner’s location is also unaccounted for” |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | “Everyone leave except Jon, James, Rafi, and Miles” |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | “Two gays and a morbidly obese woman?!” |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | “That’s who you’re going to let ruin my bachelor party?!” |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | “We were supposed to be on a boat DAMMIT” |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No Breweries, No Site Seeing, Nothing, now we have to look for these fools |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | “I can’t believe I trusted you bumbling idiots, I should have put a geo tracker up your assholes” |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I knew I should’ve trusted CJ and DK, only abbreviations work like SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now we have to claw these men out of their only loves |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fat women and flamboyant men |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Rafi - “It’s not our fault their genitals were on fire” |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the hell op Rafi, you should’ve seen this coming |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | “Jack, we were totally blind sighted” |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Absolute bullshit Rafi, when Steiner wore those jeans last night he was preparing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why were you not prepared! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And Timmy has loved |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | enormous women since pledgeship how many times |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | must we fall over the same things |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If they are not here in the next ten minutes I am calling us an UBER MAXIMUM |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | To fuckkng OBLOCK and making you fight for your life |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Maybe then you will understand |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the madness it takes to lead this group of men |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fine I’ve given up |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Someone give me a vape my lungs needs it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A normal addiction unlike these unnormal friends |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Oh my god no one has a damn vape do they? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | NO VAPE? I thought yall were in a fraternity |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Clearly you have been replaced with the pussies from the SGA |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bet if I asked if y’all had a Liquid IV you’d say yes, pussies |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | God what drugs did we do last night I feel like I’ve lost my mind |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Damnit Rafi what the hell was the pink stuff you gave to me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s okay PJ, he’s always like this |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Can we please go to the strip club |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I’m so scared to get married |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Married… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | “I found my vape” -Rafi |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What are you waiting for? My dear friend |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Let me rip that shit now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let’s start drinking |