Iron Space Bridge... The WWR Room

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The team captain observes months of meticulous planning go to pot!

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00:00 - 00:03Team 22 appear to have stopped running
00:04 - 00:05Naylor was last seen here Captain
00:05 - 00:075km north of Iron Bridge
00:08 - 00:12He said he can't find Ironbridge on Google Maps
00:12 - 00:15He'll never get there
00:17 - 00:19Naylor knows its Iron space Brigde
00:19 - 00:21He's one of my best men
00:24 - 00:26Captain Benson...
00:27 - 00:28Naylor...
00:31 - 00:33Naylor is from Glasgow
00:34 - 00:36And was kicked out of Scouts
00:53 - 00:58The folllowing stay here, Cleary, McDonald, O'Malley, Levins
01:13 - 01:15Leg 7 must be completed
01:15 - 01:17I dont care if he takes all day
01:18 - 01:23And I hope he's gored by that bull in Magan's Farm
01:25 - 01:28Not that the rest of you have faired any better
01:29 - 01:31McDonald fell of a sleeper taking selfies
01:31 - 01:34And O'Malley stayed out all night
01:34 - 01:37Cleary's been hiding an injury all year. Found out now!
01:37 - 01:40Levins I think you're enjoying yourself too much
01:40 - 01:42I'm really sorry it just that I love this event so much
01:42 - 01:46While I spent 4 hours in Glendalough holding a clipboard
01:46 - 01:48But you looked imperious with the hi-viz and walkie talkie
01:48 - 01:52Call yourselves trail runners?
01:53 - 01:54Fun Runners more like
01:56 - 01:57Not a recce between you and youre surprised when it all goes Pete Tong
01:57 - 02:00And you expect a fanfare in Gaffneys tonight
02:00 - 02:03You won't even get a warm can of Tennants Extra
02:04 - 02:08McDonald, you're in the worst shape of all
02:08 - 02:13Eadie got lost on leg 2 last year and stilll beat you
02:14 - 02:16Give me strength
02:17 - 02:21I should have run all 8 legs myself
02:27 - 02:29I could have done it all myself
02:30 - 02:34Such a bunch of amateurs
02:34 - 02:36At least Carbury listens to me
02:41 - 02:42And Keane and Duff, they all did recces
02:43 - 02:47But Jesus wept, Naylor!
02:48 - 02:53Prancing around wind turbines in the fog all day
02:54 - 02:56In glorious oblivion
02:56 - 02:59What will Terry think of us
03:00 - 03:02The "Also Rans"
03:04 - 03:07McDonald will survive
03:14 - 03:16All my planning was ignored
03:19 - 03:23You forgot your windproof jackets
03:25 - 03:26and failed tocome to a full stop to exchange the tracker
03:31 - 03:33I think I need a damned G&T
03:40 - 03:46And I'd better send an Uber to Iron Bridge
03:46 - 03:49Iron SPACE Bridge
03:53 - 03:56I hear Artane Beaumount are entering a team next year